completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Trigger]

fragglegull has a collection of Adam Rickett posters.

 

[Questions]

As a child The Large One suffered with a tummy ache for 3 days after eating a pound and a half of unripe elderberrys.

 

[Nibble]

Tede is a stowaway on the Russian Mine Sweeper at Shoreham. She is undetected and still posts from deep in the hull.

 

[fragglegull]

Uncle Speilberg once starred in a porn movie with a young kerry katona

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Nibble once wrote to Russell Grant to ask if he only had one crystal ball.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Every one of the FACTS I've posted on this thread is genuinelly false.

 

[Trigger]

Fourteenth Eye is a close relation of Rusty Lee.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

BoF is really Nelson Mandela.

 

[ali jenkins]

Mendoza is acctually SHY and doesnt like being in the Media spotlight!

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

SullyCouldntShoot is a body double for Kiera Knightly's nude scenes

 

[pasty]

Lord Bracknell was originally cast as the "R Whites secret lemonade drinker" but lost the role after it was leaked to the press that he preferred dandelion and burdock.

 

[Questions]

Trufflehound once spent an hour juggling with 2 small pieces of cheese outside a bar in Brugge.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

My penis looks like Brian Horton

 

[fragglegull]

Buzzer once got turned on by a woman with a wooden leg

 

[The Large One]

The History Man's middle name is 'Cannabis'.

 

[Buzzer]

Nibble's mum is the "voice" you hear announcing the next station on trains.

Nibble lives next door to the man who draws judge dread comics

 

[The Large One]

Questions likes licking the paintings of Renoir.

 

[fragglegull]

The large one wrote the theme music for both Blake 7 and jonny briggs

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

El Pres lactates

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Uncle Spielberg, is so taken with all things French, that he's written to the club imploring them to fit out all the toilets at Falmer with French campsite-style hole in the ground shitters.