Compare yourself to a footballer.

[John Boy]

Paul Kitson........what with my knees, my bad back, my hernia...............

You look like Roy Keane though!

 

[Turkey]

Daniel Webb.

 

[Bono]

Chris Waddle - a tendency to be lazy, one footed, crap hair cut, never found the right position to play in and couldn't take penalties very well.

 

[Scotty Mac]

dion dublin

can play at the back or up front. and i like to polish my head with mr shine and a duster

 

[Lander]

Butters, play center back, can hoof the ball far and can tackle HARD, o yea and tha lack of pace

 

[NMH]

Leon Knight - I know I am brilliant, but everyone else cocks everything up and stultifies my outstanding expressiveness.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Michael Carrick ... good positionally, passes well, tall but shit in the air, never f***ing score.

 

[Braders]

Jake Robinson.. thrown in too far too soon , but will come good and show the world what i'm capable off

 

[The Great Cornholio]

I have the Butters stature, the Adam Virgo knee but probably most like Dion Dublin. Always a poacher in my younger days but reverted to a Centre Half as the ravages of time took hold. Still dangerous at corners.

I'll leave other Dublin comparisons to your imaginations!

 

[Gully]

I am the hockey equivalent of Gary Hart, not the best player in the World but would willingly die for whoever I play for, and don't know the meaning of give up or lost cause. Started off as a forward, till the coach realised that I couldn't score, then moved me to the wing to allow me to terrorise defences with my "scorching runs". Now heading backwards fast as age catches up with me, have guested in defence in emergency situations and will probably end up there for good in the not too distant future.

 

[dougdeep]

A balding Mick Ferguson.

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

Neville Southall

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

ive got tony adams' drinking skills

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Would have to say Neil Ruddock, maybe slightly bigger

 

[hitony]

Bobby Smith












Im a fat drunk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

dion dublin

can play at the back or up front. and i like to polish my head with mr shine and a duster

you're a goalie you tit, and you're LIONEL PEREZ


anyway, i'm probably somewhere inbetween chris mcphee and mark mccammon

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Somewhere in between these two:

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

ive got tony adams' drinking skills

thats more impressive than his footballing skills...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Beckham - you know, the one all the boys want to be and all the girls want to be with.

But I'm modest with it.

 

[Redhead]

Craig Bellamy- Talk a big game, sometimes awesome, quite annoying, but ultimately not very good.