Compare yourself to a footballer.

[Father Jack]

Paul Reid - i can play in any position. I am a jack of all trades but a master of none

 

[Croydonbloke]

COLIN KAZIM RICHARDS couldn`t hit a barn door to save my life.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

COLIN KAZIM RICHARDS couldn`t hit a barn door to save my life.

Its funny cos it's true!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Ironside would be Andy Johnson. Not capable of staying off the floor, unless he is sitting in a chair.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Its funny cos it's true!

 

[Wilka]

Kerry Mayo - I'm a one man club who love the Albion but i'm just not very good at football

 

[Tooting Gull]

Matt Le Tissier.

Lazy and overweight, but goal-of-the-season contenders in abundance.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

peter crouch in dimensions.

but i would say i try to play the central midfield role such as ballack or rosiscky.

 

[acrossthepond]

Chris Iwelumo

- belting goal on debut fueling great expectations which are inevitably disappointed...

 

[Les Biehn]

Re: Re: Compare yourself to a footballer.

You swine!!!

At least I can pass

 

[bristolseagull]

David Beckam

quite fancy weido becca loos.

 

[Common as Mook]

Darren Moore

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Gary Hart or Stuart Pearce.

I loved the tackle especially the sliding one.

 

[Yoda]

Lee Bowyer- Full of running and would cover the length of the pitch.

Not sure about his temprament or tackling though.

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

doug loft

nice hair, nice boots... and highly under rated

 

[Stevie Boy]

a cross between jan molby, david beckham and ruud van nistlerooy, unfit, but with pin point passing and great eye for goal

 

[ali jenkins]

im like Gary Hart, started off as a striker played in midfeild a bit then moved into defence.

the only diggrence is im left footed

 

[John Boy]

Jason McAteer

A happy go lucky donkey

 

[Basil Fawlty]

David Ginola, I can attack but I can't defend to save my life.

 

[Bakesy]

Paul Kitson........what with my knees, my bad back, my hernia...............