Compare yourself to a footballer.

[Les Biehn]

If you had to describe yourself as a footballer who would it be?

I would say I am a bit of a Jan Molby. Decent passer, can tackle, porky, unfit, can't run very fast. I do still have my own accent though.

 

[1066gull]

Henderson.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

John Crumplin.

Obviously crocked out, but remembered as a Football Genius, for reasons that no-one can quite get their head around.

 

[Beeercan]

Emile Heskey - Reasonably big, not alot of real pace, can head it when i can be botherd. Oh and can't score...very often

 

[Beeercan]

Oh by the way i'm not Black

 

[Man of Harveys]

Guy Butters

 

[Springal]

Darren Anderton

 

[Benny Seagull]

ivan campo

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Justin Fashanu.

 

[Loft23]

Turienzo.

 

[silky1]

Andy Goram

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Ronaldinho

 

[Silent Bob]

I have the pace of Darren Currie, the trickery of Charlie Oatway, the decision making of Nathan Jones, the touch and shooting prowess of Mark McCammon and the work rate of Leon Knight.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Looks of Nigel Winterburn






skills of Hilda Ogden

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

I have the pace of Darren Currie, the trickery of Charlie Oatway, the decision making of Nathan Jones, the touch and shooting prowess of Mark McCammon and the work rate of Leon Knight.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Guy Butters. I like Race.

 

[Dez]

the pace, skill and illusiveness of Adrei Kanchelskis

 

[Igor Gurinovich?]

Stefan Iovan...

 

[Race]

If you had to describe yourself as a footballer who would it be?

I would say I am a bit of a Guy Butters. Porky, unfit, can't run very fast.

You swine!!!

 

[Pevenseagull]

Andy Kennedy

crap at football but good at partying