Comical things that people shout out during the game that make you laugh...

[northernblue]

Used to watch a few games at Huddersfield back in the day... whenever they were playing badly an 80 year old man would without fail shout out in the broadest of yorkshire accents 'whats thi feeding them Jacko (peter Jackson)?? Raw bloody meat??'
Still laugh at that to this day!

 

[tedebear]

My friend Sir Charles, also, shouted "Referee blow your watch!" at Selhurst in the dying seconds of our McShane victory, which i remind him of every two months or so.

Brilliant - Pastys one about the lino is in first place, but this is firmly in second!

 

[Questions]

My mate`s dad who was certainly not PC was getting irate with Justin Fashanu when he was playing for Norwich against us and was battering anyone who came near him.

'Ref give him a black card the yellow bastard'.... he shouted.

 

[HantsSeagull]

Just a couple of days ago at the Palace match:

Dad shouts: "Murray, you are a f**king Judas!".
Small boy: "Dad, what's a Judas?"
Dad: "He's the bloke that killed Caesar."

No, I couldn't believe it either, esp from a Brighton fan.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I have to credit this to someone else who posts on here, I wasn't at the game myself, but this is what he reported to me;

With an elderly relative of his, he commented on one of the foreign players; "He's not just black, he's BLACK, black!", completely innocently and without irony. That generation is like another world.

 

[thisistips]

At the Goldstone, my mate's dad: "Message for you ref, f*** off" - first time I heard an adult swear

 

[glasfryn]

many years ago (Eddie Spearitt was playing thats how long ago) and on the East terrace as usual the lino was putting the flag up and down like a brasses knickers and someone shouted lino you need that flag shoving up your a**e he turned and smiled as if to say I'v heard all those before the guy then shouted even louder "sideways"

 

[Hastings woody]

I love shouting to nooney when he receives the ball out wide, " skin him" he must hear me as it usually works & he does.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Why do they call him Scottish John ?

Er...because he comes from Scotland...think he is a supporter of one of the middling teams up there but lives down here and follows the Albion,seen him on away matches as well.

 

[Triggaaar]

Recall my mate getting surrounded in the cambridge end and they grabbed him and said "you're f'ing brighton!"
He quickly replied thay he was a uni student! "which one" the interegation went on.
St trinians he replied!"yeah i've heard of that ok mate i thought ya was brighton"

There's some great quotes on here, but that's made me laugh out loud.

 

[Triggaaar]

A bloke in the east makes up nicknames for players, i.e. Calde = Ini, Bennett = Elly.

Where does he get his inspiration?

 

[Triggaaar]

Probably meant dissent (unless it was for continually going down).

or unless he was being booked for the colour of his skin

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I was sat in the away end at Brentford last year and Calde was running down the wing with gloves on and some old duffer (must have been 70 odd) in front of me shouted "Get you gloves OFF, this is a MAN'S game you spanish TART".

 

[Acker79]

At goldstone there was, what sounded like, an old lady who would shout "Lift it! Lift the Blessed thing!" when crosses weren't hit that high.

At withdean there was a guy who was more annoying than amusing constantly telling the ref to learn the rules while spouting some nonsense (throwings can be taken further back, just not any further forward, offsides can be taken anywhere along the line) showing his own complete and total ignorance of the laws of the game, would often wait until we'd sung two or three songs before singing 'one song, we only know one song', and on at leat one occasion got irate at dicker and lualua for taking a short corner explaining they never work, only for lualua to score from it.

One at amex recently, which I've mentioned on another thread was some kid who yelled out "Palace, you're fff...lipping shit!" amusing because he censored himself then just swore anyway.

 

[grummitts gloves]

Where does he get his inspiration?

God knows Trig, I ask myself that question every home game.

 

[Don Quixote]

"Bring on Loft."
"Bring on Fraser."
"Bring on Jakey."

 

[Tubby Mondays]

In the first season at Priestfield we were playing Rotherham (I think) anyway Bobby Mimms was in goal for them. Typically for the time we hadnt had a shot. When Mimms came to stand in front of where the Bton support was behind the goal (all 3 of us) someone shouted 'Mimms youre a disgrace (slight pause for comic timing) you havent done anything!'.

 

[Fountainhead]

At the Goldstone... Stuart Munday? was coming on as a sub, and the bloke behind me shouts ' Lloyds playing his joker"

 

[Da Man Clay]

'oiiiiii (insert opponents managers name), get back in your box!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!' - from the withdean days, 2nd row block G.

I'm fairly sure that was me!

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Early on in the Withdean years around block G. One of those quiet periods in the game, only person that could be heard was shouting " Come on Bri'on" in a fairly yokel voice at regular intervals, " Come on Bri'on" booming out in his rural accent every couple of minutes. Eventually a reply came " who's Brian?" and a pause and then another voice " I'm Brian" then another " I'm Brian" and then " I'm Brian and so's my wife"