Comical things that people shout out during the game that make you laugh...

[churley1]

I remember Palace vs Sunderland in the playoff semi-final in 2003 and after Marcus Stewart scored a penalty, a drunken fan next to me said :

"Stadium of Light!? Stadium of C*nts more like!"

 

[vegster]

Once at Withdean I had some 16 year-old behind me who spent the entire match stating the bleedin' obvious... if we were under attack by the edge of our box he would shout " Defend", attacking the other end it was " Attack".. other popular shouts of that day were " Tackle " also " Shoot", " Head It" " Kick It"... it seemed a very long 90 minutes

 

[piersa]

My favourie was "Codner, you couldn't finish a wank"

 

[Seagull16]

Throughout my time at the Withdean whenever people left early the guy in front of us would say "Remember Swindon".

 

[darters74]

My favourie was "Codner, you couldn't finish a wank"

Never heard that personally but that is quality!

 

[piersa]

Never heard that personally but that is quality!

it was one i heard as a one off. Made me laugh.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

I always liked.... If you're gonna stand there and f****** watch Ferguson (Mick), pay £2.50 like the rest of us.

 

[dexter]

at the withdean vs man city someone smuggled in a megaphone , they were in the family stand and when casper schmeichel got the ball all you could hear loud as you like was , " oi schmeichel you wanker " it was hilarious , even schmeichel was laughing

 

[Gwylan]

My favourie was "Codner, you couldn't finish a wank"

Marvellous

 

[Deleted member 18477]

I'm fairly sure that was me!

Haha use to crack me up every game! Where do you sit this season? By the dugouts I'd imagine...

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I remember Palace vs Sunderland in the playoff semi-final in 2003 and after Marcus Stewart scored a penalty, a drunken fan next to me said :

"Stadium of Light!? Stadium of C*nts more like!"

Some classics on this thread, but this one wins it for me.

 

[SOMPTINGULL]

pretty sure I heard someone shout at the Pompey goalie a few weeks ago that 'Lilac is so last season' because of the colour of his jersey.

made I larff....