Fawlty. however, i had to deep analyse this, Porridge is the better craft but not sure i could all out individual episodes. Fawlty gave us the Germans and siberian hamsters.
Another tough call but lines like this mean only one winner, especially as I saw this episode whilst staying in a Torquay Hotel on a 6th Form field trip:
Mrs Richards:- "When I pay for a room with a view, I expect to see the sea."
Fawlty: "You CAN see the sea! It's over there, between the land and the sky!"
MR:- "Well, it's just not good enough!"
F:- "Well, may I ask what madam was expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom? Sydney Opera House? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain?"
MR:- "I expect a discount"
F:- "Why? Because Krakatoa isnt erupting at the moment??"