Come on hit me with yer fish puns...

[ArfurW8]

Hope there was enough room in the CARPark to put your Turbot-charged carp.

 

[Guerrero]

Those nurses are angels.I bet your throat is a little (sea) horse.

 

[Arun1664]

I think you are angling to get peoples sympathy, its not like you have fallen off your perch or anything.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Pollocks!! All the good ones have been used.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

did you post it on here for a reason, or just for the halibut?


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[Lewes' best seagull]

The same thing happened to my friend ROD.

When the CHIPS are down, keep going.

 

[GT49er]

I can't be bothered whiting anything - I've haddock upple of drinks, and I'll soon get crabbie