Come on hit me with yer fish puns...

[Art Vs Science]

What is a crab's favourite railway line? King's Crustacean

 

[Jesus Gul]

These big hospitals can seem like a maze when entering. Ask for the leaflet - 'A&E How to FIND US'

 

[Return of the Rev]

i toad you to be careful with fish

 

[Giraffe]

On the plus side I bet you had a whale of a time with those nurses. Or is that a red herring?

 

[Peppermint Tea]

Was the bone perched on the side of your throat?

 

[Trufflehound]

Bones will digest eventually, whereas a STICKLEBACK up your intestines for weeks.

 

[The Grockle]

I hope you are ok, a fish bone stuck in your throat COD have killed you. The hospital was the best PLAICE for you to be honest.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I hope you are ok, a fish bone stuck in your throat COD have killed you. The hospital was the best PLAICE for you to be honest.

Too true. He could've had his chips.

 

[NMH]

I don't know much that could relieve the tench-ion, but try not to be so wrasse when you are eating seafood next time.

 

[Drumstick]

Get over it! Whats all the huss about?

 

[Drumstick]

Did you have to weight?Still they haveroes of seats... this lot are just giving you enough line to catchyourself out...

Still story like this on NSC? I'm afraid the mods hands are tide

 

[Pavilionaire]

Did the nurse get it out, or were you operated on by the STURGEON?

 

[blue2]

same thing happened to me years ago huge big thing put me off fish for all of half hour

 

[matt]

To dislodge the bone you should sing something loud and lively - maybe an old tune by Pike and Tina Tuna, or Diana Wrasse and the Supremes...

 

[Box of Frogs]

Get some painkillers, but make sure they are from a reputable source - there are some right SHARKS out there!

 

[papajaff]

Haddock all from a mate who done the same

 

[Jahooli]

Not another fish thread?

For fecks HAKE can we try and go for at least two DACE without one?

 

[NMH]

How did they get the fishbone out? Did the surgeons flipper coin for which would do the op?

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

You're lucky not to have pulled a mussell at the same time.

 

[Trufflehound]

Pike and Tina Tuna

Don't you mean Pike & Tuna Turbot?