Come on hit me with yer fish puns...

[Rambo]

Tonight I have spent 3hrs in A&E having swallowed a fish bone. Any advice on stopping the pain?

 

[Jim D]

Tonight I have spent 3hrs in A&E having swallowed a fish bone. Any advice on stopping the pain?

I believe the Queen Mum found G&T very helpful.

 

[Everest]

Don't carp on about it.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Yeah, take some ibuprofen, its BRILL.

 

[skipper734]

I didn't think fish felt pain!

 

[Dr Q]

You went to the right Plaice to get it sorted anyway!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Did they make you have an x-Ray? Did it sting?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Get someone to DAB on some local anesthetic on the painful area.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Did they make you have an x-Ray? Did it sting?

I bet that left him feeling a bit green around the GILLS...

 

[Bwian]

I bet EEL be a bit more careful next time he eats fish

 

[ArfurW8]

Casualty this time of night,lucky you didn't get BATTERED.

 

[ArfurW8]

Do you think it was an act of COD?

 

[ArfurW8]

Hope the nurse was ok,I heard she was a bit SOLE-less

 

[ArfurW8]

I am FLOUNDER-ing a bit now,sorry.

 

[pishhead]

I bet you was a bit TENCH waiting.

 

[Jahooli]

Hope the nurse was ok,I heard she was a bit SOLE-less

A bit of an old TROUT by all accounts.
How bad was the pain - on a SCALE of one to ten(ch)?

 

[bhaexpress]

Maybe somebody should have serenaded you to take your mind off things, 'Salmon Enchanted Evening .....' Well as long as it's sung in Tuna and the right scale But if you're hard of herring it might seem a bit fishy still you'll be able to come out of your shell so you won't get crabby as there's no claws for concern.

 

[magoo]

I've heard it's not the first time you've had a bone in your throat!

 

[Holloway Seagull]

Haddock

I bet you've haddock nuff of all these jokes now!

 

[LABHA]

Whale,what can i say,lets hope your not too eel today.