Colonic irrigation

[WATFORD zero]

Had it done,

By your chimney sweep mate ?

 

[cannedheat]

By your chimney sweep mate ? [/QUOTE

Would that be the one who done Kylie.

 

[tedebear]

By your chimney sweep mate ?

They probably used one of these:

 

[Les Biehn]

Get it done, it doesnt hurt and just think all your insides will be all nice and squeaky clean. Just make sure afterwards that you dont have anything to do for the rest of day and you're within clenching distance of the loo!

How much does it cost my pooless friend?

 

[Les Biehn]

They probably used one of these:

Hello tede. How you doing?

 

[Trufflehound]

Sales of goats milk have tripled in the last year.

I blame the nanny state.

Mary Poppins was found drunk in the gutter yesterday, swearing at passers-by and spoiling for a fight.

I blame the state of the nanny.

 

[tedebear]

Hello tede. How you doing?

Fine thanks Les., I be'd a busy girl, its amazing what I can get done if i don't sit in front of the 'puter all day!! You ok?

 

[Les Biehn]

Mary Poppins was found drunk in the gutter yesterday, swearing at passers-by and spoiling for a fight.

I blame the state of the nanny.

I was thinking about a 'state of her fanny' joke but gave up because I keep getting told off by other posters for my filth.

 

[Les Biehn]

Fine thanks Les., I be'd a busy girl, its amazing what I can get done if i don't sit in front of the 'puter all day!! You ok?

Very well thanks, been off the fags and booze for 5 weeks due to enrolling in a 10k run for the 3rd of Feb (this Saturday). However I gonna get smashed afterwards.

Glad to hear all is well.

 

[Albion Dan]

I did a 4 day course in Thailand, no food for 3 1/2 days, just supplements and 4 colonics, by the end the stuff that was ccoming out was hard to imagine belogned to a human. It was like marble texture.

I felt amazing afterwards, but got very drunk very quickly the following day.

 

[tedebear]

Very well thanks, been off the fags and booze for 5 weeks due to enrolling in a 10k run for the 3rd of Feb (this Saturday). However I gonna get smashed afterwards.

Fab! Your organs thank you! Good luck!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Mary Poppins was found drunk in the gutter yesterday, swearing at passers-by and spoiling for a fight.

I blame the state of the nanny.

My friends kids have to learn traditional folk dancing at school.

I blame the nonny state.

 

[Trufflehound]

My friends kids have to learn traditional folk dancing at school.

I blame the nonny state.

The government has just announced plans to reintroduce archaic Shakspearean terms into common English use.

Britain will henceforth be known as the Hey Nonny Nonny State.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Last summer, myself and some friends witnessed a fight between to teams of morris dancers one of whom had apparently been drinking all day and had started the rumpus.

Thye police blamed the whole incident on the state of the nonny.






Sorry.

 

[Trufflehound]

Jordan is expecting triplets.

Petre André blamed the state of the Jonny.

...or...


The Osmonds were shit.

I blame the state of the Donny*.







*And Little Jimmy - he was rubbish too.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I can't stand seeing women in wimples singing about a difficult novice called Maria and debating how to deal with her.

I blame the NUNNY state.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Doctor Who went down hill a few years ago mainly due to the state of the Bonnie (Landford)

Bristol harbour side is facing a shortage of ducks.

I blame the swany state.


And finally news just in.

The Stone Roses have had to cancel their much anticipated comeback tour due to the ill health of their bass player.

Sources close to the band are said to be concerned about the state of Mani.

 

[Trufflehound]

I can't stand seeing women in wimples singing about a difficult novice called Maria and debating how to deal with her.

I blame the NUNNY state.

How do you know they're women?

It could be the TRANNY state.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Look up their habits, it could be the fanny state.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I had a very scary and vivid dream that I was living under an all-female gerontocracy.

I blame the GRANNY state.