Colonic irrigation

[Trufflehound]

Look up their habits, it could be the fanny state.

It it turns out to be the Granny state, you could be in for a nasty surprise.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

And from our linguistic editor this story just in.

School teachers are concerned about the use of insults from the 1970's.

They blame the pranny state.

 

[Trufflehound]

New government figures suggest that poor diet and heavy drinking in Scotland has led to a drastic drop in sexual ability north of the border.

They blame the cannae state.

 

[Race]

How much does it cost my pooless friend?

It cost me £50 for the first visit and consultation (about an hour and half) then £45 after for appx 45 mins, depending on how clogged you are!!

 

[British Bulldog]

It cost me £50 for the first visit and consultation (about an hour and half) then £45 after for appx 45 mins, depending on how clogged you are!!

Would'nt a large bowl of prunes do the same job just a lot cheaper?

 

[Race]

Would'nt a large bowl of prunes do the same job just a lot cheaper?

Nah cos they wouldnt get into all the nooks and crannies!

 

[British Bulldog]

Nah cos they wouldnt get into all the nooks and crannies!

So how does this colonic irrigation thingy work then?

 

[Race]

The warm water shifts all the nasties that might have been lurking in there for long time, along with gas and mucus (YUK!) and gets into all the places that a bowl of prunes cant! It's good for people who suffer from bowel problems, constipation, IBS that sort of thing.

 

[Al Bion]

I'm going for my first session at the end of this month, it's going to cost £48 (excluding cleaning bills incurred on the way home).

If I can do it, I'm sure you can Les

 

[British Bulldog]

So it's like an inside wash from the botty end then?

I think now they've lifted the hosepipe ban i'll practice on mrs bulldog to see if it works before I commit to it myself thanks.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Is running warm water up your bottom while everyone else stands well back something that your doctor recommends, or just something that people pay money to do for the hell of it? And yes, I am tempted.

 

[Race]

I did it mainly out of curiosity, I'd read about it and seen it being done on TV. The next day your insides feel lightweight and I even had a bit of a flat stomach for a few hours which is well worth it!!!

 

[British Bulldog]

The next day your insides feel lightweight and I even had a bit of a flat stomach for a few hours which is well worth it!!!

In that case I might consider it!

 

[H block]

How far up do you stick the hose.

Surely it can be done at home.

I am going into my garden now and will report back with results later.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I am going into my garden now and will report back with results later.

Good move, you can fertilise the runner beans while you're at it.

 

[Stevie Boy]

ive always wondered about it, dunno if i would have it done

 

[H block]

Am going to have to do it behind the garage. Tried it just now but the security light came on and Mrs Spennymoor next door looked shocked.

 

[British Bulldog]

Am going to have to do it behind the garage. Tried it just now but the security light came on and Mrs Spennymoor next door looked shocked.

Cant you use a jet wash to speed things up a bit?

 

[H block]

Cant you use a jet wash to speed things up a bit?

I tried that a little while back but the man at the car wash went ballistic.

 

[Hunting 784561]

what a load of old crap