[Albion] Clement Bischoff - 19-year-old Brondy midfielder

[PTC Gull]

No product placement please. His name is Clement Caramelised Biscuit on here.

I rather like these. Wonder if they will arrive in the summer at the Amex as well?

 

[pigmanovich]

So we’ve sold Barco and replaced him with Barco?

Ah but he's 5"11 rather than 5"8

 

[chickens]

Ah but he's 5"11 rather than 5"8

There’s an obligatory “that’s what your wife said” joke about an extra 3 inches making all the difference there. But I’m going to keep it classy and leave it well alone.

 

[Stato]

Expensive. Quite a few places give you one free with a cup of coffee.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Initial reactions on social media suggest that Brondby fans are devastated to lose Bischoff, especially for a cut-price fee.

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Is this confirmed? Or just speculoos-ion?

 

[nsclurker]

My Danish friend who supports FC Copenhagen says "He's so good offensively but defensively he's struggling a bit".

Fits us like a glove, then.

 

[Bakero]

25 + posts and no one is complaining that we're signing another hot prospects instead of Lionel Messi. What gives?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

That cheap? Bet he crumbles in the box.

 

[Robinjakarta]

If he signs, we must avoid being overly critical of any sub-par performances.

In other words, we mustn't bash the Bischoff.

Or tell him to bisch off.

 

[AstroSloth]

Proper Brighton then

Only if he's also injured.

 

[Bakero]

Is this confirmed? Or just speculoos-ion?

That would've gone right over my head if I hadn't just googled Biscoff

 

[mikeking]

So we’ve sold Barco and replaced him with Barco?

To an extent, but without the alleged attitude problems hopefully.

Scouring through the realms of social media has brought up a lot of posts from Fenerbahce fans with scouting insight seeing him as a potential successor to Kadioglu over the past couple of windows. His name was mentioned alongside another, Diouf from Slavia Prague (who we were also linked with).

 

[Mancgull]

...and wouldn't you know, he can play at left-back! Can't actually open his Transfermarkt profile to check how many times he's been used there though. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/clement-bischoff/profil/spieler/953893

Edit: Looks like he's exclusively featured as a left-midfielder for Brondby's first team, but I'm sure he gets up and down the pitch.

YouTube clips seem to show him playing left back

 

[pigmanovich]

That cheap? Bet he crumbles in the box.

You'd expect him to after being dunked though

 

[Gonzo BHA]

One for the biscuit XI along with Hob-Nobby Stiles & Wayne Macarooney. Feel free to add your own...

 

[Bodian]

Also drawing comparisons with Kadioglu:

Injured and out for the season?

 

[brighton_tom]

Albion expected to sign Danish teen Bischoff - and might have got in at right time

Brighton are expected to snap up Brondby wideman Clement Bischoff

www.theargus.co.uk

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Loves a crunching tackle.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

At that age, I hope he isn't tempted by the bourbons.