Classic Brighton chants that are no longer sung

[BHAboi]

ohhhh monty monty, monty monty monty monty panesar
ohh......

 

[BHAZiggy]

They're turning Selhurst Park into a public lavatory.
They're turning Selhurst Park into a public lavatory.
They're turning Selhurst Park into a public lavatory.
And we'll all piss up the waaaaallll.
Glory, glory, Brightnove Allllbion... etc.

 

[Playing On The Grit]

Zeke (clap, clap, clap, clap) Rowe (clap, clap, clap, clap)

 

[TrickyOne]

Where d'ya get ya boots from....£1 shop £1 shop!!

 

[jonsey]

You're going home in a South Coast Primary Trust Ambulance.

I remember that from the North stand early 80's onwards, dosent have the same ring now...........

Johnny Crumplin football genius x 20

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

That second one's certainly worth resurrecting. Trouble is most of the young 'uns won't have a clue about the tune. *traditional song heritage*

There is a gay friendly version too.


In Brighton's fair city
Where the boys are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Michael Malone
As he wheeled his wheelbarrow
Through streets wide and narrow
Singing
(clap clap - clap clap clap - clap clap clap clap)
Brighton

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I'm amazed we don't sing Calde's one anymore. I thought it was a good song but it doesn't seem to get sung much anymore

Calde where ever you may be,
you should be king in your home country,
but you're here with us,
sussex by the sea,
because you turned down the scum from st Mary's.

It was sung at Elland Road last season.

 

[getreal1]

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Hill, Jimmy Hill, Jimmy Hill,
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Hill, Jimmy Jimmy Hill,
w a n k w a n k w a n k w a n k etcetera

70s vintage

 

[Eddie On the Wing]

But that's missing the whole point. That one is sung regularly, surely?

But not with the original ending:
Going down Old Shoreham Road
To see Pat Saward's Aces

 

[chairman]

I loved that song. Archie says we're going to win today.

brilliant song. its going to happen just that way.
we going up to division two,
we wont stop there we'll go right thru,
then when every thing is said and done,
we'll be right up there in division one,
ba ba ba baba ba baba brighton

 

[sod1]

We hate softly softly and Z cars 2 Harry Roberts we love you etc etc .
I was ejected at Fulham for smiling at this song so police man thought I was singing this one which I wasn't and Graham Mosley going off at half time spoke to me as this great big policeman had me pinned against the cottage wall in the corner . I think if Graham hadn't spoken to me I think I was in for a bit of kicking. Thanks Graham ( not a nice song)

harry roberts is our friend , is our friend

 

[yxee]

There's only two Kerry Mayos!

 

[mune ni kamome]

No one mentioned Zigger Zagger?

Or how about this:-

Aye, aye aye aye
Powney is better than Yashin
Kit Napier's better than than Eusebio
And Stockport are in for a thrashin'

 

[Bodian]

Stab stab stab at Trevor Morley (?) after he was knifed by his wife after allegedly being caught in bed with another WHU player.

There was another chant that slips my memory after Peter Shilton was found cheating with another woman?

"Does your missus know you're here?" - to an Abba tune I think.

 

[BHAZiggy]

This one was so popular that celebrities sang it too...

 

[getreal1]

In the South Stand, terracing era, Shoreham and Haywards Heath usually singing off their towns against each other.

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

When you wake up in your bed, with a ****ing horse's head, thats Lorenzo

morphed into

When the ball hits the net, like a ****ing rocket, thats Zamora


(weird that we had a song to the tune of 'Thats Amore', and then signed probably the only player in the league whose name rhymed with Amore)

When the ball hits the net, like a f****ing rocket, that's Zamora
It's not Shearer or Cole
It's not "Blank" or "Blank", it's Zamora.

Who were the blanks? Can't remember - anybody help?

 

[BHAZiggy]

Who were the blanks? Can't remember - anybody help?

When the ball hits the net, like a f****ing rocket, it's Zamora.
When the ball flashes in, it's not Philips or Quin, it's Zamora.
It's a goal, it's a goal. It's not Owen or Cole, it's Zamora.
Only cost a hundred grand for the best in the land..
It's Zamora!

 

[BHAZiggy]

5 great players mentioned in a song and they're all British.
How things have changed.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

5 great players mentioned in a song and they're all British.
How things have changed.

Except Quinn is Irish.