Classic Brighton chants that are no longer sung

[Lord Bracknell]

Dolphins!!

 

[Captain Sensible]

'Beardo' 'Beardo'
At PC Beard

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

When you wake up in your bed, with a ****ing horse's head, thats Lorenzo

morphed into

When the ball hits the net, like a ****ing rocket, thats Zamora


(weird that we had a song to the tune of 'Thats Amore', and then signed probably the only player in the league whose name rhymed with Amore)

 

[Jesus Gul]

Posh Spice is anorexic
She is a bag of bones
And when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Nathan Jones

Doug is eeeeeevil

 

[BHseagull]

He's been at the club so long

He doesn't have a song

PAUL WATSON! Oooooooh

 

[Albion_Dave]

Hans is eeeeeevil.

East East East Sussex.

 

[wellquickwoody]

My old man said 'Be a Palace fan',
I said 'F##k off, bo##ocks, you're a c##t!',
Etc etc......

W#nk, wa#k, wan#,
W#nk, wa#k, wan#,
Doo dah, doo dah,
Brighton for the cup!

 

[Icy Gull]

Thought these going to make a comeback, for a few in the crowd, a few weeks ago

Sack the board Sack the board, Sack the board

What the **** is, wtf is, wtf is going on

 

[The Birdman]

We hate softly softly and Z cars 2 Harry Roberts we love you etc etc .
I was ejected at Fulham for smiling at this song so police man thought I was singing this one which I wasn't and Graham Mosley going off at half time spoke to me as this great big policeman had me pinned against the cottage wall in the corner . I think if Graham hadn't spoken to me I think I was in for a bit of kicking. Thanks Graham ( not a nice song)

 

[Icy Gull]

Stab stab stab at Trevor Morley (?) after he was knifed by his wife after allegedly being caught in bed with another WHU player.

There was another chant that slips my memory after Peter Shilton was found cheating with another woman?

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Brighton, Brighton, Brighton, Brighton
Brighton, Brighton, Brighton
Brighton, Brighton, Brighton, Brighton
Brighton, Brighton, Brighton
(to the tune of Amazing Grace)

Always liked that one. The words were easy to remember

 

[stugbhafc1]

We've got a maltese international- Gary Chivers

 

[Seagull on the wing]

1-0 To the Nancy boys.......

 

[Buckley's Mad Eye]

Barry is our leader.....

 

[Barrel of Fun]

We're going to win x,y

Where x = y + 1 and y = numbers of goals scored. Y >= 1

 

[nipponseagull]

It's hardly ever belted out at home games these days, even away days it seems subdued from how it sounded a few years back.

OK then, here's one you hardly ever hear any more,

Albion, Albion, Albion,
Albion, Albion, Albeeeuun
Albion, Albion, Albion,
Albion,
AL-BE-YUN

we tend to get the dirge Liverpool style whinging and wailing version now, rubbish.

This was bloody amazing - now it's just bloody boring !!!

 

[Brovion]

"**** 'em all,
**** 'em all,
United, West Ham, Liverpool,
'Cos we come from Brighton and we are the best,
We come from Brighton so **** all the rest!"

"In fair Brighton's city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheeled her wheelbarra,
Through the streets broad and narra,
Crying
*clap, clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap*
BRIGHTON!

 

[papajaff]

Who remembers this from 1972!?

We've got Willie Willie Willie Willie Irvine in our team, in our team,
We've got Willie Willie Willie Willie Irvine in our team, in our team,
To hell with Aston Villa, to hell with Notts County,
We will fight fight fight for the Albion, till we win division 3.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Who remembers this from 1972!?

We've got Willie Willie Willie Willie Irvine in our team, in our team,
We've got Willie Willie Willie Willie Irvine in our team, in our team,
To hell with Aston Villa, to hell with Notts County,
We will fight fight fight for the Albion, till we win division 3.

No but I do remember:

We've got Willie Willie Willie Willie Irvine in our team, in our team,
We've got Willie Willie Willie Willie Irvine in our team, in our team,
Willie, Willie Irvine, Willie Irvine in our team,
Willie, Willie Irvine, Willie Irvine in our team.

and

From the banks of the River Mersey to the Isle of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight, for the Albion till we win division 3 (the Football League),
To hell (or Farewell to) with Aston Villa, to hell with Notts County,
We will fight fight fight for the Albion, till we win division 3.

 

[DanielT]

Posh Spice...
she really is a goer
.....
she's thinking of Ulloa