Every year I think to myself "Crodo has excelled himself with how much shite he's invented this year" then realise he's actually just highlighted exactly what's going to be on
That’s not what I’ve heard…it’s the opposite.
It's that time of year again where Autumn is practically here, nights are drawing in, shops are busying themselves with filling up on stock and the TV companies begin to tease their Xmas schedules.
Early indications are after a covid hit 2020 schedule there are much more of our familiar favourites and new episodes.
So far confirmed have been:
Mrs Brown's Boys (Xmas Day and New Year's Day)
Michael MacIntyre's Festive Wheel
Would I Lie to You? At Christmas
Gino DiCampo's Family Fortunes Christmas Celebrity Special
Celebrity Mastermind
Bradley Walsh's Blankety Blank
The Krypton Factor with Vernon Kay
Question of Yuletide Sport
Cube Xmas Special
Russell Grants Christmas Miracle
Death in Paradise
An LGBTQI+ Christmas with Rylan Clark Neal
EastEnders
Apparently there's something on worth watching at 8pm on Boxing Day.
Boxing Day ? Could well be a sporting event . Perhaps highlights of Chris Tavare and Geoff Boycott, batting all day for 100 or so ,to save a test . Or perhaps something less exciting ?
Channel 4 and Southshore will bring some frosty cheer to screen this Christmas. Hosted by Sue Perkins The Greatest Snowman is a special one-off following a pack of celebrities as they travel to an Alpine resort to compete in an epic snow building competition.
With thousands of tonnes of snow and giant blocks of crystal-clear ice at their disposal, the celebrities will go head to head across three tough rounds that will test both their brain and brawn.
Confirmed celebrities so far include Andi Peters, Mr Motivator, Diane Louise Jordan, Linford Christie and Alex Scott.
Supported by a crew of seasoned sculptors, engineers, and snow builders these stars will have to design and create some of the most extraordinary snow creations ever seen on TV.
Judged by experts, all will risk chilblains as they attempt to carve and construct incredible structures made from snow and ice. The competition will culminate in the ultimate snowy challenge where the famous faces will use all they have learned in each round.
Channel 4 and Southshore will bring some frosty cheer to screen this Christmas. Hosted by Sue Perkins The Greatest Snowman is a special one-off following a pack of celebrities as they travel to an Alpine resort to compete in an epic snow building competition.
With thousands of tonnes of snow and giant blocks of crystal-clear ice at their disposal, the celebrities will go head to head across three tough rounds that will test both their brain and brawn.
Confirmed celebrities so far include Andi Peters, Mr Motivator, Diane Louise Jordan, Linford Christie and Alex Scott.
Supported by a crew of seasoned sculptors, engineers, and snow builders these stars will have to design and create some of the most extraordinary snow creations ever seen on TV.
Judged by experts, all will risk chilblains as they attempt to carve and construct incredible structures made from snow and ice. The competition will culminate in the ultimate snowy challenge where the famous faces will use all they have learned in each round.
I did hear that there is a booing competition going on at the Amex that evening.
BBC One on Christmas Day (leaked):
3.10pm: Mary Poppins Returns
5.10pm: Strictly Christmas Special
6.25pm: Michael McIntyre's Yuletide Wheel
7.25pm: Bradley Walsh's Blankety Blank
8.00pm: Call the Christmas Midwife
9.35pm: EastEnders
10.20pm: Mrs Brown's Boys
10.55pm: Birds of a Feather
BBC One on Christmas Day (leaked):
3.10pm: Mary Poppins Returns
5.10pm: Strictly Christmas Special
6.25pm: Michael McIntyre's Yuletide Wheel
7.25pm: Bradley Walsh's Blankety Blank
8.00pm: Call the Christmas Midwife
9.35pm: EastEnders
10.20pm: Mrs Brown's Boys
10.55pm: Birds of a Feather
BBC One on Christmas Day (leaked):
3.10pm: Mary Poppins Returns shite
5.10pm: Strictly Christmas Special shite
6.25pm: Michael McIntyre's Yuletide Wheel Shite
7.25pm: Bradley Walsh's Blankety Blank Meh
8.00pm: Call the Christmas Midwife Meh
9.35pm: EastEnders Shite
10.20pm: Mrs Brown's Boys Uber shite
10.55pm: Birds of a Feather Meh
I'd rather pull my own pubes out than suffer that! How shit has TV become.