Christmas pudding is the answer.
The question should be:
What do you have with your Christmas Pudding?
Custard
Cream
Brandy butter
We've got our good friends Polly and Giles and also their daughter Tallulah coming this year alongside Mrs Crodo's parents so will probably put on a range of desserts including the traditional Black Forest Gateaux, Mint Vienetta and Spotted Dick.
More than one Black Forest Gateau?
This problem can be solved by having a 14lb poo on the 29th
I'm morbidly obese and Tallulah is rather rotund.
Cheese + biccies, anything else should be banned.