[Misc] Christmas bloopers

[Sussex Nomad]

Forgot to get the girlie a Christmas card... just been on an hour trip trying to find something half decent. Guess who's in the shithouse?

Anyone else forgotten anything?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Make one. Fold a piece of card in half, draw a simple holly leaf with some red berries or something else suitably festive, colour it in and hey presto!

I make cards with the kids every year and they go down a treat. Mrs Sussex Nomad will love it and it will get you out the shit. Nothing beats a hand-made card.

 

[el punal]

Do what my friend did by mistake, send a 2015/16 fixture list card! Cue hoots of laughter and possibly, just possibly, you might just end up with your goolies still in one piece. Merry Christmas!

 

[Wellesley]

Make one. Fold a piece of card in half, draw a simple holly leaf with some red berries or something else suitably festive, colour it in and hey presto!

I make cards with the kids every year and they go down a treat. Mrs Sussex Nomad will love it and it will get you out the shit. Nothing beats a hand-made card.

Tight-arse.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you" - Bono, Band Aid, Thatcherite regime

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

As long as you have gone big time on the present the card becomes inconsequential.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

"Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you" - Bono, Band Aid, Thatcherite regime

Did you post on the wrong thread? Spent all of one minute of my life trying to work it out, still a whoooosh though.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

As long as you have gone big time on the present the card becomes inconsequential.

We won't go there either!

 

[vegster]

Petrol station ? they might have something ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Make one. Fold a piece of card in half, draw a simple holly leaf with some red berries or something else suitably festive, colour it in and hey presto!

I make cards with the kids every year and they go down a treat. Mrs Sussex Nomad will love it and it will get you out the shit. Nothing beats a hand-made card.

You have inadvertently reminded me of that old joke about the difference between an egg and a GHS.....

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Petrol station ? they might have something ?

I found a Co-op some three miles away. It was like a comedy sketch, she said to me, jokingly, at least you've got me a Christmas card and I went oh shit. So she knows I forgot.

 

[el punal]

Petrol station ? they might have something ?

Brilliant! Here we are darling, something you will always need - a gallon of unleaded. Merry Christmas!!

 

[BN9 BHA]

Make one. Fold a piece of card in half, draw a simple holly leaf with some red berries or something else suitably festive, colour it in and hey presto!

I make cards with the kids every year and they go down a treat. Mrs Sussex Nomad will love it and it will get you out the shit. Nothing beats a hand-made card.

Thank you Kirsty

 

[Fungus]

eCard? Amazon voucher by email?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Don't worry, I'm sure there is a socialist on here who will help you out.
Me, as profiteer from the Thatcher regime, get the minions below me to shop for me. Anyway, I say tough titties, you won't ever, EVER forget again

 

[AmexRuislip]

Forgot to get the girlie a Christmas card... just been on an hour trip trying to find something half decent. Guess who's in the shithouse?

Anyone else forgotten anything?

Hope this helps

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Some girl said on my facebook she's having three bird for dinner this year, if I had known then what I know now I'd have gone out with her

 

[el punal]

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Hope this helps

How very festive! Has it been plucked and stuffed?

 

[AmexRuislip]

How very festive! Has it been plucked and stuffed?

This is a question for @Dr. No

 

[bluenitsuj]

Tell her your doing your bit to save the planet.