[Misc] Christmas bloopers

[Fungus]

How very festive! Has it been plucked and stuffed?

Well, I hate to think what that apple's for

 

[Puppet Master]

Please rape me

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

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That need stuffing ....

 

[Sussex Nomad]

That need stuffing ....

Personally I need to see above the neck before stuffing.

 

[Spicy]

We won't go there either!

Think she may be thinking New Year, New Man. Christmas has only been in all the shops since June - no excuse