Choose Life

[Beach Hut]

This is the slogan on a t-shirt the extraordinary fat northern woman wears round the pool where we are staying with her two fat kids, Amber and Dylan.

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream, yesterday we had the diving school demo in the pool and she was nearly harpooned.

Why wear a fecking t-shirt saying Choose Life when clearly she Choose Food, defies belief

 

[bhanutz]

This is the slogan on a t-shirt the extraordinary fat northern woman wears round the pool where we are staying with her two fat kids, Amber and Dylan.

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream, yesterday we had the diving school demo in the pool and she was nearly harpooned.

Why wear a fecking t-shirt saying Choose Life when clearly she Choose Food, defies belief

Choose a more upmarket holiday destination!

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

This is just a 'Look at me, I'm on holiday' thread isn't it...

 

[pasty]

This is the slogan on a t-shirt the extraordinary fat northern woman wears round the pool where we are staying with her two fat kids, Amber and Dylan.

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream, yesterday we had the diving school demo in the pool and she was nearly harpooned.

Why wear a fecking t-shirt saying Choose Life when clearly she Choose Food, defies belief

Does she have a diet coke with her meals?

 

[Beach Hut]

Does she have a diet coke with her meals?

No shit Sherlock

 

[Ernest]

This is the slogan on a t-shirt the extraordinary fat northern woman wears round the pool where we are staying with her two fat kids, Amber and Dylan.

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream, yesterday we had the diving school demo in the pool and she was nearly harpooned.

Why wear a fecking t-shirt saying Choose Life when clearly she Choose Food, defies belief

Sounds like Pontins at Camber Sands has gone right downhill

 

[Frutos]

This is just a 'Look at me, I'm on holiday' thread isn't it...

It's an NSC tradition.

 

[studio150]

This is the slogan on a t-shirt the extraordinary fat northern woman wears round the pool where we are staying with her two fat kids, Amber and Dylan.

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream, yesterday we had the diving school demo in the pool and she was nearly harpooned.

Why wear a fecking t-shirt saying Choose Life when clearly she Choose Food, defies belief

She is a BIG Wham fan

 

[whitelion]

She is a BIG Wham fan
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That's Hoos Life (who's life).

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Perhaps she sees it as her duty to remind the sad individuals spending their holiday time making superficial judgments about others on the Internet to choose to get a life instead?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

F**k me, even on holiday NSCers find something to moan about.
Unless she sits on your face and farts, leave her alone it's her holiday too.

 

[Justice]

Hotel maid won't be happy changing wet sheets.

 

[BN9 BHA]

This is just a 'Look at me, I'm on holiday' thread isn't it...

Found a photo of him.

 

[happypig]

How DARE fat people go on holiday ? How very dare they ?

I suppose she is getting her come-uppence by being anonymously abused and fashion shamed by a bronzed Adonis on a message board.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

This thread is going well.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Fat adults? Their choice. They'll probably get all the diseases which go with morbid obesity and die younger than they should anyway. It's a free country, let them stuff their cake-holes.

Fat Children? If it's caused by the parents stuffing crap down them with no regards to calorific intake and calories expended, then that's just being a shit parent. No argument. They can't buy their own food, so they rely on you to feed them.

If you can't be arsed to feed your child properly, you shouldn't be a parent. "Choose Sterilisiation" more like - or clang the Dad's nuts between two bricks. Whatever.

Finally... if you're on holiday : put your bloody phone/ipad/tablet away and relax! Sod the lardleys, chill.

 

[studio150]

Finally... if you're on holiday : put your bloody phone/ipad/tablet away and relax! Sod the lardleys, chill.

Just shows the pull of NSC and how many addicts the board has

 

[hart's shirt]

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream

There's a lot to be said for consistency.

 

[OzMike]

She is a BIG Wham fan
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And it's an old T shirt.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Much more contemporary and relevant to today than the original.