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[el punal]

She is a BIG Wham fan
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Another one that can't spell Hughton.

 

[Gazwag]

Just spotted this on Sheffield Wednesday's forum

Me ant kids have gone to this cheap and tacky resort for some sun, which is all we can afford on't social and we a having a greet time roun't pool but there's these two old codgers in Brighton shirts who keep staring at me. Now I just assumed they were gay like the rest of em but I'm not so sure as the short one is always staring at me. Sat near them at the buffet last night and one kept on moaning, first it was cos he missed the excursion to the llama park as he put his form in the wrong bin and now he's in't ear of rep all day long as he wants a refund for the cost of the free bus into town as he don't use it. Both on't int'net all day long while laying by't pool. Yesterday during the driving school demo I'm sure he was trying to harpoon me with his willy. Today they have matching Frankie Says Relex t shirts on, defies belief

 

[Live by the sea]

Never had that situation in the south of France.

 

[Diego Napier]

Found a photo of him.

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That's funny, I'd always imagined [MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION] to be short as well.

Is that his partner on the right?

 

[timbha]

That's funny, I'd always imagined [MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION] to be short as well.

Is that his partner on the right?

That's right, fringe and all

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

It's 9:37 and we need an update.
What did they eat last night?
How many ice creams have been consumed so far today?
What are they wearing?
Have you complained that they are ruining your holiday?
Have you told them that you are considerably richer than them?

 

[Triggaaar]

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream

Call social services.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

When is someone going to produce a "WERE LOOSE" t shirt?

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Call social services.

Bad move. Imagine how many ice creams they'd want! The whole office could want a 99 with chocolate sauce and sprinkles, and that's the food budget blown!!

 

[Munkfish]

That's funny, I'd always imagined [MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION] to be short as well.

Is that his partner on the right?

Picture an older version of Sean Lock.

 

[Is it PotG?]

When is someone going to produce a "WERE LOOSE" t shirt?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I've completely forgotten what this thread was about

 

[brightn'ove]

Just spotted this on Sheffield Wednesday's forum

Ernest?

 

[WATFORD zero]

And her kids are probably pissing in the pool that you've just swallowed.

Why I always insist on a private villa and pool

 

[Diego Napier]

Picture an older version of Sean Lock.

Anywhere close?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I presume you're pool side in your Paul Smith thong?

 

[Beach Hut]

I presume you're pool side in your Paul Smith thong?

Tommy Bahamas my good man

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

[MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION] If you're once again in Corralejo, can i just IMPLORE you to take the local bus to El Cotillo. Costs a couple of euros and leaves on the hour regular as clockwork. I promise you the beaches and the general vibe of El Cottilo will blow your mind and you'll never holiday in Corralejo ever again.