Cheesed off Female Fan!

[kingcole]

Fellow Fans, This is the first year I have had the capacity and wherewithal to be able to purchase a season ticket. The new stadium is truly fantastic and long long overdue for the club and for the people of this superb city of ours. To be able to participate in recent events has been wonderful for me. The atmosphere is truly great. I have held back for a fair few weeks now to air my grievances over discrepencies in the opening of the new stadium and how I believe things should be perfected. Hey, guys I know its early days and a good job has been done so far but here are mine. Please bear in mind I have been to EVERY game since we opened.
Catering - way below standard, although queue problem slightly improved since opening.
Catering Prices - way too high for below standard fodder that is far surpassed by a burger van!
Stewards - Well, what can I say - here we go, absolute ner do wells, not all of them (as a forty odd year old woman to be confiscated a bottle of perfume out of my handbag and told to collect at the end of the game is absolutely disgusting)
Stewards/Body Searching - Now this happened to me at Withdean and now flipping bag searching at AMEX - I actually feel this is a bloody infringement on MY human rights. Its totally degrading and bloody well unnecessary.
Bottle Tops: Upon purchasing a bottle of water (yes water), I was informed by the serving member of staff that in the interests of health and safety my bottle top had to be removed - what a load of absolute shite! There are people in the stadium with bloody heavy metal flasks full of soup and other people with bottle tops on their drinks - pissed off I was (especially after having said bottle of perfume confiscated - which I then had to collect at end of game!)
Anyway, nuff said for now, Mr Bloom and Co, hope you check in on all your supporters chat and all points are taken on board. I know its early days but seriously I hope this club does not try to run before it can walk. PR is a very powerful machine - take care to treat your fans with the respect they deserve after all the years they have been waiting for this!

Have you considered knitting?

 

[Triggaaar]

Gotta be

This

 

[Lewes Seagull]

Oh come on then, lets have a look at ya tits anyway.

 

[John Bumlick]

yeah, but...

as a forty odd year old woman

what exactly does a woman do with a season ticket anyway? stick it on the fridge so she can see it at all times.....?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

1) Catering is well below 'standard' - If you think it is below standard, then presumably you have stopped purchasing after the first or second visit. Please don't tell me you have been buying 'below standard' produce on each and every visit.

2) Catering prices - Seems pretty reasonable to me. Eat before or after if you don't wish to pay that sum. Other stadia offer bog standard stuff for a much greater price (as do restaurants. Don't buy it.

3) Perfume confiscation - Now that you are not munching through pies or burgers, you are going to lose weight, sweat less and will be able to avoid having to use perfume within a two/three hour window.

4) Body searching - Now that you have lost weight through refraining from pies and burgers, they might not think you have something stuffed down your front.

5) Bottle tops - Tony Bloom is hoping to garner the largest collection of bottle tops in the world. We owe him that much, don't we?

 

[Winker]

Take a spare bottle top in your pocket so you can replace the confiscated one when you're in the ground, simples.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Take a spare bottle top in your pocket so you can replace the confiscated one when you're in the ground, simples.

Simple, but genius!

 

[Washboard Didgets]

I had to take my 'man bag' to both Spurs and Donny. On both occasions it was searched. Nothing unusual and certainly not a break of human rights, it's normal and all part of the ground regulations.

 

[John Bumlick]

Take a spare bottle top in your pocket so you can replace the confiscated one when you're in the ground, simples.

would probably be confiscated at the gate but you could collect it after the game...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

would probably be confiscated at the gate but you could collect it after the game...

One could conceal it in a cavity?

 

[Discodoktor]

Why is it aways attack and not ignore? These are our fans are we trying to scare them away The funny jokes are good but the straight often boring abuse is dull

 

[John Bumlick]

One could conceal it in a cavity?

true, but would you want to drink from a bottle after a bottle top from said cavity has been used on it?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Fellow Fans, This is the first year I have had the capacity and wherewithal to be able to purchase a season ticket. The new stadium is truly fantastic and long long overdue for the club and for the people of this superb city of ours. To be able to participate in recent events has been wonderful for me. The atmosphere is truly great. I have held back for a fair few weeks now to air my grievances over discrepencies in the opening of the new stadium and how I believe things should be perfected. Hey, guys I know its early days and a good job has been done so far but here are mine. Please bear in mind I have been to EVERY game since we opened.
Catering - way below standard, although queue problem slightly improved since opening.
Catering Prices - way too high for below standard fodder that is far surpassed by a burger van!
Stewards - Well, what can I say - here we go, absolute ner do wells, not all of them (as a forty odd year old woman to be confiscated a bottle of perfume out of my handbag and told to collect at the end of the game is absolutely disgusting)
Stewards/Body Searching - Now this happened to me at Withdean and now flipping bag searching at AMEX - I actually feel this is a bloody infringement on MY human rights. Its totally degrading and bloody well unnecessary.
Bottle Tops: Upon purchasing a bottle of water (yes water), I was informed by the serving member of staff that in the interests of health and safety my bottle top had to be removed - what a load of absolute shite! There are people in the stadium with bloody heavy metal flasks full of soup and other people with bottle tops on their drinks - pissed off I was (especially after having said bottle of perfume confiscated - which I then had to collect at end of game!)
Anyway, nuff said for now, Mr Bloom and Co, hope you check in on all your supporters chat and all points are taken on board. I know its early days but seriously I hope this club does not try to run before it can walk. PR is a very powerful machine - take care to treat your fans with the respect they deserve after all the years they have been waiting for this!

1post....a SAJCL?

 

[DanielT]

Fellow Fans, This is the first year I have had the capacity and wherewithal to be able to purchase a season ticket.

This is where most people switched off.

as a forty odd year old woman to be confiscated a bottle of perfume out of my handbag and told to collect at the end of the game is absolutely disgusting

Why? How badly do you smell?

Stewards/Body Searching - Now this happened to me at Withdean and now flipping bag searching at AMEX - I actually feel this is a bloody infringement on MY human rights. Its totally degrading and bloody well unnecessary.

It's

Bottle Tops: Upon purchasing a bottle of water (yes water), I was informed by the serving member of staff that in the interests of health and safety my bottle top had to be removed - what a load of absolute shite! There are people in the stadium with bloody heavy metal flasks full of soup

So we know you're in the east stand then!

 

[otk]

Why is it aways attack and not ignore? These are our fans are we trying to scare them away The funny jokes are good but the straight often boring abuse is dull

The OP was looking for attention, and attention was what they got. Don't moan about it's hue

 

[WhingForPresident]

All this talk of cheese has got me hungry. I'm going to eat some of that beautiful fromage with the peppers in it

 

[Gerbil]

Take a spare bottle top in your pocket so you can replace the confiscated one when you're in the ground, simples.

brilliant.


And yeah, blatant wind up!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

true, but would you want to drink from a bottle after a bottle top from said cavity has been used on it?

Depends which cavity.

If my bottle top had been concealed in Monica Bellucci's vagina, then I could cope with that and I would offer to retrieve it.

 

[Discodoktor]

The OP was looking for attention, and attention was what they got. Don't moan about it's hue

Possibly, maybe i'm bored and just thought some of the posts are not funny. i also like the fact we got new fans and I wanna keep em. That together with taking newbies there myself last night.

 

[Woodchip]

So you're more pissed off about having a flammable liquid taken from you. This flammable liquid could also be used to spray into someone's eyes to create serious disturbance in a busy ground.

You're going to a football match with 14,000 ugly sweaty men. Did you really think the perfume would help your pulling technique. All you need do is say they can cum over your tits and you'd be in.