[Technology] ChatGPT

[Hamilton]

Besides which, ChatGPT is a wanker. I asked it about the arguments for and against us qualifying for the European Cup and it said…

“I'm sorry, I am not able to predict the future or the outcome of specific sports events. Additionally, Brighton & Hove Albion are not considered one of the top teams in England and the likelihood of them qualifying for the Champions League is considered very low.”

 

[SK1NT]

So I work in IT and have never heard of this until recently. It took an estate agent at a poker game on saturday to explain it to me. This really does sound like the the start of skynet (terminator reference). This estate agent said he could ask this tool/app whatever it is to write him a document on the dutch housing market in 100 words and in a certain style. Does this make any report, assignment dissitation now redundant? Some of the stuff i have heard about it is crazy. Anyone know about this? it sounds like the start of proper AI to me.. frightening.

I asked a few of my old IT colleagues about this and they just laughed and said that they were surprised at how disconnected i am from almost all news mediums for the last 3 months.

 

[Springal]

So I work in IT and have never heard of this until recently. It took an estate agent at a poker game on saturday to explain it to me. This really does sound like the the start of skynet (terminator reference). This estate agent said he could ask this tool/app whatever it is to write him a document on the dutch housing market in 100 words and in a certain style. Some of the stuff i have heard about it is crazy. Anyone know about this? it sounds like the start of proper AI to me.. frightening.

Microsoft just bought it for $10Bn, so they’ll eventually kill it like most things they buy

 

[Triggaaar]

So I work in IT and have never heard of this until recently. It took an estate agent at a poker game on saturday to explain it to me. This really does sound like the the start of skynet (terminator reference). This estate agent said he could ask this tool/app whatever it is to write him a document on the dutch housing market in 100 words and in a certain style. Some of the stuff i have heard about it is crazy.

Damn that sounds smart. We should help Ukraine by giving it access to all NATO's military.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Maybe you could ask Chat GPT how it's name is spelt. Also, there is already quite a large thread on this.

 

[WhingForPresident]

So I work in IT and have never heard of this until recently. It took an estate agent at a poker game on saturday to explain it to me. This really does sound like the the start of skynet (terminator reference). This estate agent said he could ask this tool/app whatever it is to write him a document on the dutch housing market in 100 words and in a certain style. Does this make any report, assignment dissitation now redundant? Some of the stuff i have heard about it is crazy. Anyone know about this? it sounds like the start of proper AI to me.. frightening.

I asked a few of my old IT colleagues about this and they just laughed and said that they were surprised at how disconnected i am from almost all news mediums for the last 3 months.

Dear [Name],

Thank you for sharing your thoughts on the topic you posted about on North Stand Chat. While your contribution is appreciated, I would like to point out that this topic has already been discussed at length on the platform. As a result, many users may have already shared their opinions and arguments, and it may not be necessary to rehash those points.

That being said, I would like to suggest that you take the time to read through the previous discussions on the topic to gain a better understanding of the different perspectives and arguments that have been presented. This will allow you to contribute more effectively to the ongoing conversation and possibly even offer new insights or ideas.

It is also important to note that while it may be tempting to simply restate your opinions or arguments, it is important to engage with the arguments and opinions of others in a respectful and constructive manner. This means taking the time to carefully consider the points made by others and responding to them thoughtfully.

Ultimately, the goal of North Stand Chat is to foster a community of respectful and engaging discussion, and by taking the time to read through previous discussions and engaging with the ideas of others, you can help to further this goal.

Thank you again for your contribution, and I look forward to seeing your continued participation on North Stand Chat.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

 

[Wozza]

 

[SK1NT]

Dear [Name],

Thank you for sharing your thoughts on the topic you posted about on North Stand Chat. While your contribution is appreciated, I would like to point out that this topic has already been discussed at length on the platform. As a result, many users may have already shared their opinions and arguments, and it may not be necessary to rehash those points.

That being said, I would like to suggest that you take the time to read through the previous discussions on the topic to gain a better understanding of the different perspectives and arguments that have been presented. This will allow you to contribute more effectively to the ongoing conversation and possibly even offer new insights or ideas.

It is also important to note that while it may be tempting to simply restate your opinions or arguments, it is important to engage with the arguments and opinions of others in a respectful and constructive manner. This means taking the time to carefully consider the points made by others and responding to them thoughtfully.

Ultimately, the goal of North Stand Chat is to foster a community of respectful and engaging discussion, and by taking the time to read through previous discussions and engaging with the ideas of others, you can help to further this goal.

Thank you again for your contribution, and I look forward to seeing your continued participation on North Stand Chat.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

The topic search is poo... didn't find anything... however i shall continue searching..

Thank you for highlighting that i am now also last to know about it ChatGBT on NSC

 

[SK1NT]

Delete this thread then mods

 

[Wozza]

Dear [Name],

Thank you for sharing your thoughts on the topic you posted about on North Stand Chat. While your contribution is appreciated, I would like to point out that this topic has already been discussed at length on the platform. As a result, many users may have already shared their opinions and arguments, and it may not be necessary to rehash those points.

That being said, I would like to suggest that you take the time to read through the previous discussions on the topic to gain a better understanding of the different perspectives and arguments that have been presented. This will allow you to contribute more effectively to the ongoing conversation and possibly even offer new insights or ideas.

It is also important to note that while it may be tempting to simply restate your opinions or arguments, it is important to engage with the arguments and opinions of others in a respectful and constructive manner. This means taking the time to carefully consider the points made by others and responding to them thoughtfully.

Ultimately, the goal of North Stand Chat is to foster a community of respectful and engaging discussion, and by taking the time to read through previous discussions and engaging with the ideas of others, you can help to further this goal.

Thank you again for your contribution, and I look forward to seeing your continued participation on North Stand Chat.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

You mean "Fixtures".

 

[SK1NT]

Maybe you could ask Chat GPT how it's name is spelt. Also, there is already quite a large thread on this.

That explains why i couldn't find the topic in the NSC search

 

[Wozza]

That explains why i couldn't find the topic in the NSC search

It's here: https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/threads/chatgpt.398663/

 

[beorhthelm]

its not really AI in the literal hard AI sense. its a form of AI, machine learning, that take on thousands of samples, learns and reproduces something very close to appearing like human output. its not really that novel, tech reached a point where there is enough compute power to respond in real-time. it cant create, it cant offer new ideas, or offer challenging inquiry, just respond to the users questions. many responses seem structured like a uni student answering an exam question, and there are "safety features" so it wont answer controversial questions (heavy political bias alert), all pointing to limitations to just how "intelligent" this really is.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

You mean "Fixtures".

Yes, but it appears the program has been designed on a response that Paul Barber would write.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

So I work in IT and have never heard of this until recently. It took an estate agent at a poker game on saturday to explain it to me. This really does sound like the the start of skynet (terminator reference). This estate agent said he could ask this tool/app whatever it is to write him a document on the dutch housing market in 100 words and in a certain style. Does this make any report, assignment dissitation now redundant? Some of the stuff i have heard about it is crazy. Anyone know about this? it sounds like the start of proper AI to me.. frightening.

I asked a few of my old IT colleagues about this and they just laughed and said that they were surprised at how disconnected i am from almost all news mediums for the last 3 months.

looking forward to spotting university coursework 'written' using it. Luckily I know exactly which of my students will offer the Devil's shilling. Fortunately, to misquote my old man (RIP) I do know poop from clay

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Maybe you could ask Chat GPT how it's name is spelt. Also, there is already quite a large thread on this.

Is that gluten free? If not, I may have to report you for breaching my dietary requirements. You varmint.

 

[GT49er]

You mean "Fixtures".

Nah - just saying 'Fixtures' isn't patronising enough.............................

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Is that gluten free? If not, I may have to report you for breaching my dietary requirements. You varmint.

Spelt is the British form of the American spelled. Just keeping our end up sir.

 

[Bakero]

looking forward to spotting university coursework 'written' using it. Luckily I know exactly which of my students will offer the Devil's shilling. Fortunately, to misquote my old man (RIP) I do know poop from clay

I've already received work almost certainly written by It. My AI-dar was tingling as soon as I read it so I decided to run it through a few detectors, all of which suggested a 99% chance of AI involvement.

I may demonstrate the bot detector live in class today so as to alert the perpetrator and warn others against cheating.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I've already received work almost certainly written by It. My AI-dar was tingling as soon as I read it so I decided to run it through a few detectors, all of which suggested a 99% chance of AI involvement.

I may demonstrate the bot detector live in class today so as to alert the perpetrator and warn others against cheating.

Let me know how it goes.

I had an essay recently that was in English, but was quire extraordinary bollocks. I gave it a generous 15%. If that was the product of cash for AI.....then....crumbs!