Chants/club songs that you hate hearing

[Simster]

'We pay your benefits' being sung by fans who haven't paid a penny in income tax yet.

This.

Plus pretty much anything sung by Millwall fans. Obnoxious, humourless, disrespectful twunts that they are.

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

That dribbling St Pauli SHIT.

this

 

[Gritt23]

Any that start "stand up if you ......." just gets on my moobs.

Once upon a time, I remember an away game at Fulham (I think) and we were probably protesting about Archer etc, and it was "sit down if you hate Archer" and the whole away terrace sat down on the wet concrete. Yeah, funny, inventive, and would have been quite a sight, but every 20 minutes, I can't be arsed with standing up for 10 secs because someone has got bored and struck up a quick "stand up if you hate Palace"

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Glad all over, Play up Pompey and When the Saints go marching in. All anger me greatly.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Yooorkshire, yooorkshire .... yooorkshire .... arrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

 

[wakeytom]

Yooorkshire, yooorkshire .... yooorkshire .... arrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

Nothing wrong with that at all (I am a Yorkshire man though!) should only be chanted to Lancs though really!

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

'We pay your benefits' being sung by fans who haven't paid a penny in income tax yet.

This - its a load of sh*t usually always sung by 14yr olds who think they are the dogs bollocks.

 

[Braders]

Glad all over - for obvious reasons.







bloody Blackpool

 

[Mr Smggles]

'We pay your benefits' being sung by fans who haven't paid a penny in income tax yet.

Because it is mostly sung by 15 years olds SO cringy.

 

[NUFC1892]

Absolutely despise 'we love you' now, even Bolton fans are singing it. 'Just can't get enough' has been overdone big style too.

Absolutely hate it when our fans sing 'he scores when he wants' as well.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Nothing wrong with that at all (I am a Yorkshire man though!) should only be chanted to Lancs though really!

Oops, sorry meant that other chant .... Laaaannnncccss, Laaannnnncccss etc!

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

most of ours that have found their way to the PL.

I feel like ever since big teams started playing brighton, the fans of said teams nicked our songs, and now, they just sound cringey. Unless it was just a big coinkydink.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This - its a load of sh*t usually always sung by 14yr olds who think they are the dogs bollocks.

See also:
- "Your support is f***ing shit"
-"worst support we've ever seen"
-"xxxx is a shithole, I wanna go home"
-"you're just a small town in xxxx"

Utterly, utterly dismal, and 99 times out of a hundred, completely wrong or pointless. Can't bear any of them.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I would add that if in some parallel universe, we ever ended up playing Champions League football (I know, but work with me here), these same penises would turn up at the Nou Camp and sing "Barcelona's a shithole, I wanna go home".

Or Paris, or Rome, or Munich or any other fabulous city. And no, before any of these spanners try to claim otherwise: we know you're not being ironic. You're just stupid.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Stand up if you hate palace.. If we want to get everyone standing why cant it be "if you love brighton". And all other Palace hating songs when we aren't playing palace...
____ is a shithole, especially when we went to forest which was a really nice area..

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Oh, can i add the "Glory Glory" song to the list ? Its a United song, not for Brighton.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Cringe/cringworthy? interesting choice of phrase, some of you should really wait until you've pissed yerself and then puked on the table in the packed restaurant of a cross channel ferry, when you think back to that time you'll 'cringe', you'll then no longer find "we're the North Stand" as 'cringeworthy as first though

 

[Braders]

See also:
- "Your support is f***ing shit"
-"worst support we've ever seen"
-"xxxx is a shithole, I wanna go home"
-"you're just a small town in xxxx"

Utterly, utterly dismal, and 99 times out of a hundred, completely wrong or pointless. Can't bear any of them.

and of course "you're Welsh and you know you are" to EVERY team last season at Withdean

 

[Notters]

Oh and the club anthems songs which been stoled from others, I don't mind any other songs being nicked but when it is the club anthem such as MKDongs singing 'No one likes us' or Spurs Marching In when that is a Saints song. I could go on.

As I've mentioned previously, it is a Spurs song, not a Saints song. It was also the first football song ever, I believe.

Edit: though according to this, it was Hibs:
Football chant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Badger]

I don't think anyone likes to hear:

Five* nil to [INSERT TEAM WE ARE PLAYING]


*this number is flexible.