Chants/club songs that you hate hearing

[Barrel of Fun]

Norwich lay claim to the oldest football song, so my yellow feathered friend tells me - "On the Ball, City" - I think.

I don't like the "We're the North Stand..." song either. It is distracting and a verbal Mexican wave. "Stand Up if you hate..." is also rather dull.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

To be fair, any fans of any club other than Barcelona singing that are simply wrong.

I'm not sure how it would translate into Spanish though.

Catalan would be better, but if one wants to be really pedantic they could rip any song to bits i.e My old man NEVER said "be a palace fan" or "we'll win the cup for Sussex by the sea" when did that happen?

 

[Im Not A JCL]

i hate ''by far the greatest team'', ''glory,glory......''and ''stand up''

but like ''we love you'', the great escape(these only good away) and i like the ''jump around'',

and also in WSU, we get ''Gus Poyet's Blue & White Army'' going alot

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

i hate ''by far the greatest team'', ''glory,glory......''and ''stand up''

but like ''we love you'', the great escape(these only good away) and i like the ''jump around'',

run me through that 'not a JCL' bit again

 

[SeagullSongs]

Anything to 'Sloop John B', unless sung for ironic purposes.
That St Pauli song sung by ANYONE.
"We're f***ing brilliant!" during the middle of a game, it's just asking for a comeback.
"EIEIEIO up the football league we go" (or Premya LEEEG when sung by the Geordies) followed by some words at the speed of light that I'm yet to understand.

 

[Smirko]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKAs2mnQUA&feature=related

Best football chant/song imho, spine tingling!

 

[Dan Gleeballs]

Do do do do f***ing useless!! I like pretty much every song & chant on the North stand but that one gets on my tits

 

[NickGull]

`Mancini wooaahh` song, Reading sung that, `Mcdermott wooaahh`. Hate that.

 

[Weststander]

The "eeieeieeio up the football league we go" one. Tinpot

Agreed. Thought it was just northern clubs that sung that, until souless Reading copied it last night. Naff.

Play Up Pompey. Old fashioned, and sounds awful these days.

 

[wigman]

The Northstand have to stop the St Pauli song, its shite and embarrassing to listen too.

 

[Weststander]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKAs2mnQUA&feature=related

Best football chant/song imho, spine tingling!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q08f0FNw6w

60,000 Gers fans when terracing was still in place at Hampden. Immense.

 

[Whitley Dennis]

The worst song I have EVER heard at a football match was your "Brighton - Passion Like Fire..." song from a few years ago, sung to the 'Bright Eyes' tune from Watership Down. So embarrassing for you - but hilarious for us away fans!

 

[WhingForPresident]

The worst song I have EVER heard at a football match was your "Brighton - Passion Like Fire..." song from a few years ago, sung to the 'Bright Eyes' tune from Watership Down. So embarrassing for you - but hilarious for us away fans!

How's the Whitley whiff these days?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Bognor Regis singing THAT Palace (now North Stand ) song at Worthing. According to the World Health Organization, 80% of the World's population will be singing it within the next 2 years.

 

[Whitley Dennis]

How's the Whitley whiff these days?

I am much better now, thank you.

 

[Littlehampton Palace]

We scored five they scored none Brighton take it up the bum

We scored three they scored one Brighton take it up the bum

 

[Fozzyboy]

The chant that makes me laugh the most is the West Ham one “I’m forever blowing bubbles”. With their “Ard Man” image most of them Green St wannabies try to portray, they start singing about pretty bubble in the air..... priceless!

 

[bennibenj]

The chant that makes me laugh the most is the West Ham one “I’m forever blowing bubbles”. With their “Ard Man” image most of them Green St wannabies try to portray, they start singing about pretty bubble in the air..... priceless!

this - was only thinking this the other day when they were on tv

 

[R. Slicker]

The chant that makes me laugh the most is the West Ham one “I’m forever blowing bubbles”. With their “Ard Man” image most of them Green St wannabies try to portray, they start singing about pretty bubble in the air..... priceless!

One of the best football songs around IMO. And they sing it properly.

 

[seagully]

Slightly off topic but one of my favourite opposition chants was from Wigan fans when they were last in the Championship-sung to their Australian goalkeeper John Filan:.........'There's only one F in Filan, 1 F in Filan'. Found that one quite amusing!