Change One Letter Only of a Sport or Athletic Event to Make a New One,

[bhafc99]

Downhill > Gownhill. Encased in frills, strapped in corsets and swishing their skirts, a load of B-list English actresses race each other down the slopes of diminishing career prospects. Who can convert a bit part in A BBC costume drama into a lucrative Hollywood franchise movie, like wotsherface did with Pirates of the Caribbean, or is it a lame roles in Emmerdale forever?

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Hymnastics -- Strenuous competition in which ministers of different denominations compete in musical contortions. Parallel bar segment tests ability to read church music; high beam segment involves reciting Jerusalem backwards while balancing precariously; rings exercise tests vocal dexterity while exchanging vows, etc.

Crickey -- South African sport of imitating The Crocodile Hunter's annoying expletive while prodding spitting cobras with a short stick.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Hymnastics -- Strenuous competition in which ministers of different denominations compete in musical contortions. Parallel bar segment tests ability to read church music; high beam segment involves reciting Jerusalem backwards while balancing precariously; rings exercise tests vocal dexterity while exchanging vows, etc.

Crickey -- South African sport of imitating The Crocodile Hunter's annoying expletive while prodding spitting cobras with a short stick.

Aloha, John

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Aloha, John

Backatcha Mr. Nylon

 

[Eeyore]

Stoolball-Stoolfall

The competition is to see who can land a poo on a designated target, and from the greatest height.

I think this game may have been played before though...

 

[Box of Frogs]

Drag Car Racing - Drug Car Racing. Racing cars filled with hidden drugs around the Arlington circuit.

Triple Dump - Another turd based sport in El Pres's shed involving trying to lay the biggest turd in three parts

Hop Skip and Dump - Trying to get to El Pres's shed quickly whilst suffering with a nasty dose of Delhi belly

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Hives - run around with a ridiculous leather glove, in a squash court designed by a man on LSD and sweat profusely until you come out in hives.

Lodgeball - the aim is to throw the ball and lodge it in an orifice of the opponent.

Fincing - a popular sword duel in New Zealand

High Hump - points gained for either being under the influence of drugs whikst partaking in coitus or global elevation. Double points for both.

Mater Polo - an ancient game for mothers only.

Pater Polo - see above.

Bowels - curling one out to get as close to the jack as possible.

Farts - graded on sound, smell and lack of residue. 60 points up for grabs per category.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

SMA Advanced Formula One: Baby version of the famous motor-racing, in stead with prams, or something. Something silly!

 

[Worthingite]

Tykewando - groups of Barnsley fans having a cuddle

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

HadMinton -- Mornington Crescent type sport involving fans of former Brighton players: variations include HadStorer; HadGrummitt, HadPoskett, etc. I believe the Binney Gambit and Ruggiero Convention are especially popular moves.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Coxless Tours: Waterborne fun and frippery whereby the Leyton Orient team spends the preseason afloat, rowing from footy venue to footy venue in timed heats -- Sans their diminutive former Albion midfielder. Sometimes, in the bright evening sunshine, they also have to Wincealot.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Tykewando - groups of Barnsley fans having a cuddle

That, my friend, is brilliant.

 

[Worthingite]

That, my friend, is brilliant.

I actually think I broke the rules of the game as misspelt taekwondo, but it amused me!!!!!

 

[W.C.]

Skip Jumping

Very cheap to make. You could do it in a pub car park. If you don't do it Sky will.

 

[Baldseagull]

Car Billiards - score varying points for denting different coloured cars in a car park whilst attempting to park, seems popular with the ladies this one.

 

[Hyperion]

Sudo Wrestling - Big fat Japanese men wrestling whilst covered in nappy rash cream

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Orienteering....Orientnering.
Specialist sport designed for East London. Drive to the vicinity of the Olympic stadium at Stratford ( preferably when WHU have moved in ) Go round and round with the windows down, shouting out..." are we near Orient yet ? "....winner is the one who receives precise directions to Brisbane Road ( even though you can see the floodlights from Stratford )

 

[Everest]

Gobsleigh - Competitors slide down a narrow, twisting, banked, iced track in a gravity-powered sled. The aim is to hit targets with a high-velocity saliva glob - extra points can be gained for head shots of spectators.

 

[El Sid]

Bonkers.

Handcuffed male swinging on a rope attempting to copulate with female who is suspended from a second rope.

 

[carteater]

Curling->Hurling

I don't need to explain