Celebs you've met in strange places.

[Easy 10]

Kevin Thorton slept on my sofa, during his loan spell.

He showed me his goals on YouTube.

 

[m20gull]

I played bowls against Graham Johnson (ex county cricketer) at the bowls green in finsbury circus.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I met Linford christie in a petrol station in Manly,Sydney Australia,I was buying 20B+H,he was buying lucozade!

 

[The Large One]

Don Warrington, Sir Ben Kingsley and Dame Helen Mirren in a pub in London. At the same time.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Some actress who was in EastEnders and also on Strictly Come Dancing.
Cut her and her friend out of a crashed car on the M11 one Saturday night. As I don't watch either, I didn't know who she was, till her friend put me in the picture. I asked her if she was famous too, and she said, "No - I work in French Connection in Northampton."

Oh well.

 

[repomanse25]

andrew marr at crealy fun park

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Blue Peter legend Peter Purves at a Fall gig in some creepy old church in London.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Kelly Jones, Rhys Ifans and the bird from Catatonia in Selfridges.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

The NZ Rugby League side in a pub in Hull. Spent the evening on the beers with Henry Paul.

 

[lucas164111]

Bruce Foresight in a Chinese restaurant.

 

[lucas164111]

Gary Linekar strolling down the road. His two sons were both about 20 meters behind on their mobile phones.

 

[MattBackHome]

Him:

Here:

 

[Buzzer]

Playing twister with Ralph Macchio on Santa Monica beach near the body building area. He rubbed his winky against me at one point.

I won.

 

[Buzzer]

Oh, and Bodger out of Bodger and Badger. The Kenny pub in Kensington Gardens. Alas, no winky rubbing occurred.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Once met Gordon The Moron of Jilted John fame in Manchester. His real name was Bernard.

 

[Buzzer]

Once met Gordon The Moron of Jilted John fame in Manchester. His real name was Bernard.

There was a REAL Gordon? Didn't know that. What about his mate Barry?

How about this for a tenuous celeb link. Spoke today to the wife of a bloke I work with. She works alongside Blockhead from the Beat in Solihull council traffic department.

 

[bhaexpress]

I almost bumped into Amy Winehouse as she came out of Horseferry Road Magistrates Court on Tuesday.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How about this for a tenuous celeb link. Spoke today to the wife of a bloke I work with. She works alongside Blockhead from the Beat in Solihull council traffic department.

Just a TAD tenuous

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I met Christopher Timothy on a train once. I was very drunk so decided to ask him if he really had to stick his hands up cows bums when playing a vet.

I think he'd been asked that before. I lurched he smirked.

 

[KLF]

Justin Fashanu followed me into the toilets at Glasgow Hilton when I was a young lad. And he stood beside me in an empty row of urinals. Gave me bloody stage fright he did. I made a quick escape.