Celebrities.......name one.

[red star portslade]

Tara Palmer Tomkinson or what ever her name is

She's as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit!

 

[Norman Potting]

Willie Rushton - Sorry, but the guy was a comic legend, satirist, comedian, cartoonist and also a co-founder of "Private Eye".

 

[Blackadder]

Gary Glitter?

I swear no one had heard of him until he decided he was a paedo.

Really?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Willie Rushton - Sorry, but the guy was a comic legend, satirist, comedian, cartoonist and also a co-founder of "Private Eye".

I'll second that. The man was a comic legend, and intelligent with it.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Gary Glitter?

I swear no one had heard of him until he decided he was a paedo.

Methinks you exaggerate. A string of big (very big) hits in the early 1970's.

I suppose songs with titles like "Do you wanna touch me" might have given a clue.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Jonathan Wilkes. "Close friend" of Robbie Williams. That doesn't explain what he does.

Duh. He captains one of the teams in Socceraid every f***ing year.

It's this show where has beens like Patrick Kielty and Ben Shepherd pretend to agonise over whether or not they will, yet again, pull on the famous white shirt of the "celebrity" football team as they battle it out against Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Theakstone......


Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Piers Morgan's 2010 List of the Top 100 British Celebrities:-

1 SIMON COWELL
2 DAVID BECKHAM
3 CHERYL COLE
4 PRINCE WILLIAM
5 ANT AND DEC
6 ROBERT PATTINSON
7 SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY
8 KATE MOSS
9 RIO FERDINAND
10 LORD SUGAR
11 JAMIE OLIVER
12 DAME HELEN MIRREN
13 SIR RICHARD BRANSON
14 JEREMY CLARKSON
15 VICTORIA BECKHAM
16 KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
17 CHRIS MARTIN
18 DANIEL CRAIG
19 PRINCE HARRY
20 KATE MIDDLETON
21 SIR ELTON JOHN
22 TONY BLAIR
23 TAKE THAT
24 AMANDA HOLDEN
25 WAYNE ROONEY
26 SACHA BARON COHEN
27 RUSSELL BRAND
28 KATIE PRICE
29 JENSEN BUTTON
30 LILY ALLEN
31 JONATHAN ROSS
32 BORIS JOHNSON
33 STEPHEN FRY
34 CHRIS EVANS
35 HARRY HILL
36 AMY WINEHOUSE
37 SUSAN BOYLE
38 KATE WINSLET
39 FRANK LAMPARD
40 MICHAEL MCINTYRE
41 JAMES CORDEN
42 HUGH LAURIE
43 KATHERINE JENKINS
44 MICK JAGGER AND KEITH RICHARDS
45 ROBBIE WILLIAMS
46 LEONA LEWIS
47 CLIVE OWEN
48 SIR CLIFF RICHARD
49 SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS
50 LEWIS HAMILTON
51 RICKY GERVAIS
52 HUGH GRANT
53 GRAHAM NORTON
54 GORDON RAMSAY
55 SHARON AND OZZY OSBOURNE
56 DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
57 PETER KAY
58 SIR MICHAEL CAINE
59 JLS
60 DAVID WALLIAMS
61 LORD LLOYD WEBBER
62 DANIEL RADCLIFFE
63 EMMA WATSON
64 NIGELLA LAWSON
65 DAME JUDI DENCH
66 SIR ALEX FERGUSON
67 COLEEN ROONEY
68 LIAM GALLAGHER
69 MARCO PIERRE WHITE
70 JASON STATHAM
71 CHRISTINE BLEAKLEY
72 ROWAN ATKINSON
73 ROSS KEMP
74 JEREMY PAXMAN
75 COLIN FIRTH
76 STELLA MCCARTNEY
77 DAVID BOWIE
78 CATHERINE ZETA-JONES
79 MICHAEL SHEEN
80 EDDIE IZZARD
81 JUDE LAW
82 PAUL O'GRADY
83 FREDDIE FLINTOFF
84 GEORGE MICHAEL
85 ANDY MURRAY
86 DAVID TENNANT
87 KATE BECKINSALE
88 KENNETH BRANAGH
89 ROD STEWART
90 NAOMI CAMPBELL
91 PHILLIP SCHOFIELD
92 ANNE ROBINSON
93 ADRIAN CHILES
94 HOLLY WILLOUGHBY
95 SIENNA MILLER
96 SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH
97 JK ROWLING
98 DELIA SMITH
99 VINNIE JONES
100 HEATHER MILLS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1255806/The-100-British-celebrities-really-matter-Piers-Morgan-10-1.html

 

[SK1NT]

stacey soloman
louis spence
mark wright
peaches geldof

pretty much most celebrities nowadays

 

[HovaGirl]

Kerry Katona
any Kardashian
Towie

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Piers Morgan's 2010 List of the Top 100 British Celebrities:-

1 SIMON COWELL
2 DAVID BECKHAM
3 CHERYL COLE
4 PRINCE WILLIAM
5 ANT AND DEC
6 ROBERT PATTINSON
7 SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY
8 KATE MOSS
9 RIO FERDINAND
10 LORD SUGAR
11 JAMIE OLIVER
12 DAME HELEN MIRREN
13 SIR RICHARD BRANSON
14 JEREMY CLARKSON
15 VICTORIA BECKHAM
16 KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
17 CHRIS MARTIN
18 DANIEL CRAIG
19 PRINCE HARRY
20 KATE MIDDLETON
21 SIR ELTON JOHN
22 TONY BLAIR
23 TAKE THAT
24 AMANDA HOLDEN
25 WAYNE ROONEY
26 SACHA BARON COHEN
27 RUSSELL BRAND
28 KATIE PRICE
29 JENSEN BUTTON
30 LILY ALLEN
31 JONATHAN ROSS
32 BORIS JOHNSON
33 STEPHEN FRY
34 CHRIS EVANS
35 HARRY HILL
36 AMY WINEHOUSE
37 SUSAN BOYLE
38 KATE WINSLET
39 FRANK LAMPARD
40 MICHAEL MCINTYRE
41 JAMES CORDEN
42 HUGH LAURIE
43 KATHERINE JENKINS
44 MICK JAGGER AND KEITH RICHARDS
45 ROBBIE WILLIAMS
46 LEONA LEWIS
47 CLIVE OWEN
48 SIR CLIFF RICHARD
49 SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS
50 LEWIS HAMILTON
51 RICKY GERVAIS
52 HUGH GRANT
53 GRAHAM NORTON
54 GORDON RAMSAY
55 SHARON AND OZZY OSBOURNE
56 DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
57 PETER KAY
58 SIR MICHAEL CAINE
59 JLS
60 DAVID WALLIAMS
61 LORD LLOYD WEBBER
62 DANIEL RADCLIFFE
63 EMMA WATSON
64 NIGELLA LAWSON
65 DAME JUDI DENCH
66 SIR ALEX FERGUSON
67 COLEEN ROONEY
68 LIAM GALLAGHER
69 MARCO PIERRE WHITE
70 JASON STATHAM
71 CHRISTINE BLEAKLEY
72 ROWAN ATKINSON
73 ROSS KEMP
74 JEREMY PAXMAN
75 COLIN FIRTH
76 STELLA MCCARTNEY
77 DAVID BOWIE
78 CATHERINE ZETA-JONES
79 MICHAEL SHEEN
80 EDDIE IZZARD
81 JUDE LAW
82 PAUL O'GRADY
83 FREDDIE FLINTOFF
84 GEORGE MICHAEL
85 ANDY MURRAY
86 DAVID TENNANT
87 KATE BECKINSALE
88 KENNETH BRANAGH
89 ROD STEWART
90 NAOMI CAMPBELL
91 PHILLIP SCHOFIELD
92 ANNE ROBINSON
93 ADRIAN CHILES
94 HOLLY WILLOUGHBY
95 SIENNA MILLER
96 SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH
97 JK ROWLING
98 DELIA SMITH
99 VINNIE JONES
100 HEATHER MILLS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1255806/The-100-British-celebrities-really-matter-Piers-Morgan-10-1.html

Smash their back doors in good and proper!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Haven't got a clue what Kerry Katona does.

 

[Twizzle]

Paris Hilton

 

[redhill seagull 66]

what does cheryl cole do.cos she sure cant sing

 

[fire&skill]

Gary Glitter?

I swear no one had heard of him until he decided he was a paedo.

Great glam rock star and it's very difficult not to tap your foot and sing along to most of his hits which, of course, you can't really do anymore - he also had a really successful career doing the Xmas Circuit before his shenanigans were exposed. Same with Chris Langham - brilliant in 'The Thick of It', original 'Not The Nine O'Clock News' member and ground breaking as Roy Mallard in 'People Like Us'. All that lost because of his particular proclivities.

 

[The Large One]

Gary Glitter?

I swear no one had heard of him until he decided he was a paedo.

Three UK No.1s might beg differently.

And one of his songs is still the 'tune' of a terrace chant.

 

[nevergoagain]

Jeff Brazier and all those other reality TV non entities. Although Nicola Holt has had a decent career following Big Brother, loads of films.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Gary Glitter?

I swear no one had heard of him until he decided he was a paedo.

5,000 Brighton Centre sell outs 5 Xmas tours running says not so

 

[jackcgull]

Willie Rushton - Sorry, but the guy was a comic legend, satirist, comedian, cartoonist and also a co-founder of "Private Eye".

not forgetting his finest achievement... The Trap Door!

 

[KingKev]

Willie Rushton - Sorry, but the guy was a comic legend, satirist, comedian, cartoonist and also a co-founder of "Private Eye".

This - legend

 

[TheMajor]

Piers Morgan's 2010 List of the Top 100 British Celebrities:-

1 SIMON COWELL
2 DAVID BECKHAM
3 CHERYL COLE
4 PRINCE WILLIAM
5 ANT AND DEC
6 ROBERT PATTINSON
7 SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY
8 KATE MOSS
9 RIO FERDINAND
10 LORD SUGAR
11 JAMIE OLIVER
12 DAME HELEN MIRREN
13 SIR RICHARD BRANSON
14 JEREMY CLARKSON
15 CRYSTAL PALACE
16 KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
17 CHRIS MARTIN
18 DANIEL CRAIG
19 PRINCE HARRY
20 KATE MIDDLETON
21 SIR ELTON JOHN
22 TONY BLAIR
23 TAKE THAT
24 AMANDA HOLDEN
25 WAYNE ROONEY
26 SACHA BARON COHEN
27 RUSSELL BRAND
28 KATIE PRICE
29 JENSEN BUTTON
30 LILY ALLEN
31 JONATHAN ROSS
32 BORIS JOHNSON
33 STEPHEN FRY
34 CHRIS EVANS
35 HARRY HILL
36 AMY WINEHOUSE
37 SUSAN BOYLE
38 KATE WINSLET
39 FRANK LAMPARD
40 MICHAEL MCINTYRE
41 JAMES CORDEN
42 HUGH LAURIE
43 KATHERINE JENKINS
44 MICK JAGGER AND KEITH RICHARDS
45 ROBBIE WILLIAMS
46 LEONA LEWIS
47 CLIVE OWEN
48 SIR CLIFF RICHARD
49 SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS
50 LEWIS HAMILTON
51 RICKY GERVAIS
52 HUGH GRANT
53 GRAHAM NORTON
54 GORDON RAMSAY
55 SHARON AND OZZY OSBOURNE
56 DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
57 PETER KAY
58 SIR MICHAEL CAINE
59 JLS
60 DAVID WALLIAMS
61 LORD LLOYD WEBBER
62 DANIEL RADCLIFFE
63 EMMA WATSON
64 NIGELLA LAWSON
65 DAME JUDI DENCH
66 SIR ALEX FERGUSON
67 COLEEN ROONEY
68 LIAM GALLAGHER
69 MARCO PIERRE WHITE
70 JASON STATHAM
71 CHRISTINE BLEAKLEY
72 ROWAN ATKINSON
73 ROSS KEMP
74 JEREMY PAXMAN
75 COLIN FIRTH
76 STELLA MCCARTNEY
77 DAVID BOWIE
78 CATHERINE ZETA-JONES
79 MICHAEL SHEEN
80 EDDIE IZZARD
81 JUDE LAW
82 PAUL O'GRADY
83 FREDDIE FLINTOFF
84 GEORGE MICHAEL
85 ANDY MURRAY
86 DAVID TENNANT
87 KATE BECKINSALE
88 KENNETH BRANAGH
89 ROD STEWART
90 NAOMI CAMPBELL
91 PHILLIP SCHOFIELD
92 ANNE ROBINSON
93 ADRIAN CHILES
94 HOLLY WILLOUGHBY
95 SIENNA MILLER
96 SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH
97 JK ROWLING
98 DELIA SMITH
99 VINNIE JONES
100 HEATHER MILLS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1255806/The-100-British-celebrities-really-matter-Piers-Morgan-10-1.html

sorry when ever I see a table i have to put Palace at about fifteenth.