Celebrities.......name one.

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

not forgetting his finest achievement... The Trap Door!

Drut

 

[Big Jim]

Gary Glitter?

I swear no one had heard of him until he decided he was a paedo.

I saw him in concert twice when I was under 16. great gigs!

c'mon c'mon!

 

[Big Jim]

Nick Clegg.

 

[Titanic]

Piers Morgan's 2010 List of the Top 100 British Celebrities:-

6 ROBERT PATTINSON

Who??

 

[crasher]

Willie Rushton - Sorry, but the guy was a comic legend, satirist, comedian, cartoonist and also a co-founder of "Private Eye".

And he advertised Double Deckers on television in the 1980s. Can't leave out the important bits of his CV.

 

[The Wookiee]

Who??

I thought that too ! Who is Robert Pattinson ?

 

[Weststander]

Ed zzzzzz Moribund

Ed Balls. Shadow 'please let me have a second chance at clearing my debts mess'.

 

[red star portslade]

Haven't got a clue what Kerry Katona does.

an eighth of charlie and a bottle of vodka a night

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Lionel fecking Blair.

 

[pasty]

I saw him in concert twice when I was under 16. great gigs!

c'mon c'mon!

Saw him and Village People on the same gig at the centre many moons ago. Brilliant laugh.

 

[Mellotron]

Comedian (from the past-ish)



...Anthea Turner

Phill Jupitus is NOT a comedian. You have to have said at least 1 funny thing in your entire life to be considered a comedian. He literally just laughs at other people's jokes, and sometimes repeats what they say, just louder.

 

[Durlston]

Jade Goody.