BluesRockDJ
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- Jan 24, 2020
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Bating your master, or mastUrbating ?
I thought it made you blind. Not deaf?This is a 100% true story, and I sincerely hope nobody knows this guy...
My "first love" regaled me this tale... (she was 24, I was 19 - and we ended up together for 5 years) and was married before I met her. Her husband at the time was deaf, with hearing aids in both ears (the big 1990's pink chunky ones).
She was going out that night (to the 'Roxy' on Eastbourne Pier) and ordered a Taxi from their home into town. The taxi duly arrived, the doorbell dinged, she got into the cab, and off she went. Her ex, when alone, used to take his hearing aids out as they were pretty uncomfortable back then due to the size and weight. It must have been quite a relief to be fair...
She got a half way into the journey and she realised she'd left her purse at home, so asked the cabbie to do a u-turn and pop back to the house - which he duly did.
She jumped out of the cab, unlocked the front door, shouted his name and that she'd forgotten her purse and had come back for it. Nothing. Silence.
So, she looked into the lounge - only to find him with both hearing aids out, mucky video playing on the VHS, thrashing one out like man possessed, legs in the air, tissues flying, sweat beads all over the walls - you name it...
She slowly and carefully closed the door, left the house, got back into the cab, and carried on with her evening.
He still doesn't know to this day...
Fair play to her, I say.
*For the record he was actually quite a nice bloke and didn't fit the narrative of his actions.
so, erm, a friend of mine was caught doing you know what
Wondered if anyone else were ever in that predicament? He didn't have good reasons when confronted, because of the panic trying to hide everything so obvious was lying.
Any good advice on how how to patch things up as she's quite upset?
so, erm, a friend of mine was caught doing you know what
Wondered if anyone else were ever in that predicament? He didn't have good reasons when confronted, because of the panic trying to hide everything so obvious was lying.
Any good advice on how how to patch things up as she's quite upset?
Was it Billy Connolly who said if you get caught ******* it is imperative that the first thing you do is shout ‘thank God you are here’
so, erm, a friend of mine was caught doing you know what
Wondered if anyone else were ever in that predicament? He didn't have good reasons when confronted, because of the panic trying to hide everything so obvious was lying.
Any good advice on how how to patch things up as she's quite upset?
Hood, leather chaps, nipple clamps . . . ?
Appropriate user name.
If it was your friend’s user name, obvs.
The missus ***** more than me
No problem here with double standards
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