[TV] Carol Vorderman.

[Live by the sea]

Team Riley

 

[R. Slicker]

#teamcarol

or

#teamrachel

The former is the correct answer. Well actually the former is the only answer.

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[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Time for a Rachael v Carol nsc poll ?

Oh goody......

 

[Skaville]

Carol only has herself to blame for being replaced.
"I want more money"
"Ok"
"I want more money"
"Ok"
"I want more money"
"All you do is pick up some cards and it's not like you actually solve the maths one we give you the answer"
"I want more money"
<Picks up phone>
"Hello casting, I don't suppose you have any attractive ladies who'd like a cushy job? Special skills? No none required. Two arms two legs and a clear speaking voice.... Excellent, hold on a minute... Carol we're not renewing your contract"

Rachel has a 2:1 in Maths from Oxford

 

[GT49er]

Carol only has herself to blame for being replaced.
"I want more money"
"Ok"
"I want more money"
"Ok"
"I want more money"
"All you do is pick up some cards and it's not like you actually solve the maths one we give you the answer"
"I want more money"
<Picks up phone>
"Hello casting, I don't suppose you have any attractive ladies who'd like a cushy job? Special skills? No none required. Two arms two legs and a clear speaking voice.... Excellent, hold on a minute... Carol we're not renewing your contract"

I think you'll find Rachel's qualifications for the job rather exceed your specifications.

 

[zefarelly]

What the eff is that?!!!

er, I mean each to their own

Looks like a pacey goal scoring winger, proven in the hashsish league.

 

[Triggaaar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7r9CkIRM4g

Jesus, that's quite something.

 

[Triggaaar]

If there is, would there be the option of a ........... ermm .............. three way option? Just asking for a friend...................

You want Carol to make the tea?

 

[Sirnormangall]

I’d probably stand up for both of them.

 

[Triggaaar]

Carol only has herself to blame for being replaced.
"I want more money"
"Ok"
"I want more money"
"Ok"
"I want more money"
"All you do is pick up some cards and it's not like you actually solve the maths one we give you the answer"
"I want more money"
<Picks up phone>
"Hello casting, I don't suppose you have any attractive ladies who'd like a cushy job? Special skills? No none required. Two arms two legs and a clear speaking voice.... Excellent, hold on a minute... Carol we're not renewing your contract"

Wasn't it more:
"We're going to pay you a tenth of what we used to pay you"
"I can't take that much of a pay cut"
"Hello casting..."

 

[GT49er]

You want Carol to make the tea?

Afterwards, yes, of course! Geez! - what a question!




Errmm.......that's what my friend said, actually - who does live in a parallel universe!

 

[jackanada]

Rachel has a 2:1 in Maths from Oxford

Yes she's younger hotter and smarter. If she can just avoid plugging dubious financial services it's a grand slam of superiority

 

[marcos3263]

Disappointed with this thread. NSC of old would have been full of risqué photos so we could really judge properly. Progress I suppose....

 

[AmexRuislip]

This is going to run for a while

 

[Fungus]

Some of the earlier posts on this thread haven’t aged well, have they?

Maximum respect for what Carol has been doing recently.

 

[The Hermit Kingdom]

A win-win for Vorderman who flaunts her silicone assets and butt lift at every opportunity and can now appear outraged that someone has dared to remark on those things. No publicity is bad publicity etc.

 

[nicko31]

Some of the earlier posts on this thread haven’t aged well, have they?

Maximum respect for what Carol has been doing recently.

I notice you left the Beeb recently.

She's now off the lead and going full bore after the Tories, their cronies and all the corruption they've brought. They hate her almost as much as Gary Lineker

 

[Thunder Bolt]

A win-win for Vorderman who flaunts her silicone assets and butt lift at every opportunity and can now appear outraged that someone has dared to remark on those things. No publicity is bad publicity etc.

Shock horror. A woman aged 63, has help to continue looking good.

How exactly does her appearance affect her opinions?

 

[Mellotron]

I hate to sound like one of those guys, but she is well known for being an ABSOLUTE GOER.

Swingers parties and all sorts. Good old Carol.

 

[A1X]

"How dare she be allowed an opinion on politics when she does things I don't like outside politics" says Partygate-fined failed mayoral candidate Shaun Bailey