Can we please sing something about Tomer.

[Bold Seagull]

Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomeleon
His goals come and go
They come and gooooo

Loving would be easy
if he scored a few more for his team
for his team
for his teameeem

Didn't see your wicked misses every day
And you used to be so sweet, I saw you play

That your shots lacked conviction
When you snatch, your shots go wrong
When you miss it's gone forever
You miss alone,
You miss alone...

Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomeleon
His goals come and go
They come and gooooo

 

[Wellesley]

Your shit aaaaarrrrrggghhh!

 

[Ernest]

You're worse than Mackail Smith
You're worse then Leon Best
You're worse than Obika
You're even worse than Barndoor Billy

Tomer Hemed , Hemed , Hemed (repeat till he scores)

 

[Rugrat]

Are you OG in disguise?

 

[seagully]

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that every mouth can be fed.
Hemed, the Israelite. Aah.

Now that is good!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

When the ball hits the net
It's not Tomer Hemed
It's Zamora

 

[nwgull]

If Hemed scores, we're on the pitch; if Hemed scores we're on the pitch.

Alternatively I like the reprise of the There's No Limit chant.

 

[Simster]

He scuffs it left
He shanks it rigggghht
Our boy Hemed
His finishing's shite

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

On the head for Tomer
On the head for Tomer
La-la la-la
la-la la-la

 

[Silverhatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts


In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie
Hey, hey
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie

replace with:-
Tomar Hemed, Tomar Hemed
Tomar,Tomar,Tomar Hemed.

Can I suggest an edit to your brilliant suggestion (really would make a surreal footy song):

Tomer Hem-ed, To-mer He -e er me hed,
B-H-A, B-H-A, B-H-A A-A-A
Tomer Hem-ed, To-mer He -e er me hed,
Zom-Bie, Z-om-Bie, Zom bie bie bie (getting louder and louder for no reason)
B-H-A, B-H-A, B-H-A A-A-A

 

[saafend_seagull]

If he had scored that pen v wolves, he'd probably be on ten goals by now

 

[GolfingGull]

Time to reprise Kuszczaks song:

Super, super Tom
Super, Super Tom......
.................Tomer Hemed

 

[Stat Brother]

A timely esp as I have decided for Tomer it's hat-trick o'clock.

 

[Stat Brother]

Clearly it's not for me to say I'm a legend.
Or point out the fact that me and me alone won us 3 points today.

But if someone else wants to make that simple statement, then who am I to argue.

 

[Stat Brother]

This was on the wireless, this morning:-



I instantly thought of

Hemed, Hemed we call him Hemed...


An NSC lyricist can do the rest.

 

[Chinman3000]

Surely the best song for him would be the 'No no no no no no theres no limit' tune?!

Tomer,
Tomer, Tomer,
Tomer, Tomer,
Tomer, Tomer Hemed

(Repeat for 90 mins).

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Surely the best song for him would be the 'No no no no no no theres no limit' tune?!

Tomer,
Tomer, Tomer,
Tomer, Tomer,
Tomer, Tomer Hemed

(Repeat for 90 mins).

That's been assigned to Van La Parra following his goal at Derby.

 

[Chinman3000]

That's been assigned to Van La Parra following his goal at Derby.

Alternate between the two?

 

[symyjym]

All with different roles to play,
In Brighton or playing away.
Down the lines and round the bends,
Thomer and his friends!

https://youtu.be/hw522GIskVc

I'll get my coat.