Can we please sing something about Tomer.

[Captain Sensible]

Who that man that comes from Isreal?
Who's that man we all adore?
Well Tomer Hemed is his name,
When he scores we sing his name,
And now we don't miss Ulloa anymore..

Or something like that.

 

[grubbyhands]

Is there a song about a cows arse and a banjo?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

He scores with his left
He scores with his right
Tomer Hemed
He scores goals all night



der der der der der, der der der der der,
Tomer, Tomer HEMED
Scores 5 times more than Baldock,
der der der der der, der der der der der,
Tomer, Tomer HEMED
Scores 5 times more than Baldock

Etc

 

[Mackenzie]

One Tomer Hemed, Only one Tomer Hemed
He don't often score, that's why we always draw
Walking in a Hemed wonderland.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Tomer's, Tomer's out of range, if he scores it'll be wonderfully strange .....................obviously to Home on the Range

 

[Stat Brother]

Just remember folks, it was only a few months ago we were expected to sing positively about Leon (clearly not the) Best.

Let's be grateful for what we've got, for a change.

 

[lawros left foot]

Who's that man from Kiryat Tiv'on
Who is Beram Kayals best mate,
Tomer Hemed is his name,
and he scores a goal a game,
and if he don't, we're all prepared to wait








Feel the love Tomer!

 

[NooBHA]

I actually do think it would help if people chanted Hemed's name. I feel he has lost a bit of his confidence since the penalty miss and so the fans cheering him might bring that confidence back

 

[Turkey]

Tomer Hemed Brighton's number 10.

 

[HCxUK]

To the Yaya/Kolo Toure song..

Tomer, Tomer Tomer, Tomer Tomer, Tomer Tomer Hemeeeed
Brightons, Number Number, Number Number, Number Number Teeeeeen

 

[NooBHA]

יש רק אחד תומר חמד

 

[5ways]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts


In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie
Hey, hey
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie

replace with:-
Tomar Hemed, Tomar Hemed
Tomar,Tomar,Tomar Hemed.

hilarious!

 

[5ways]

Tomer Hemed Brighton's number 10.

you need a rhyme.

To/mer Hem/ed Brighton's number 10 *clap clap* he misses with his foot, he misses with his head.

 

[Dirk Lehmann's Python]

Israeli men, hallelujah

 

[Bozza]

I think some of those novelty large arrows behind the goal to help him identify where to aim would be more appropriate.

 

[Grombleton]

Tomer Hemed, What a lovely name
Tomer Hemed, What a lovely name
Tomer Hemed, What a lovely name
Better than Bjorn Borg.

 

[Skaville]

He does have the right amount of syllables for the now redundant "just can't get enough"/CMS ditty.

 

[TottonSeagull]

FFS the bloke is a professional footballer not a kid! He needs to prove he is good enough (which in my opinion he isn't) by doing his job and scoring. Fed up with the comments "he holds the ball up well", so did COG! Personally I think he needs to be dropped to the bench and Wilson starts with Hemed coming on for BZ later in the game!

 

[Mackenzie]

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that every mouth can be fed.
Hemed, the Israelite. Aah.

 

[Megazone]

Hemed is a football goal machine
(clap 9 times in rhythm)
Hemed is a football goal machine
(clap 9 times in rhythm)