Can we please sing something about Tomer.

[Stat Brother]

He got a lot of love on here after his performance on Saturday.
BZ mentioned he's low on confidence, and even some doubters needing to pipe down.

Surely, what with us allegedly being supporters, we ought to be doing our bit.

I'd hate to see him going the same way as countless other Albion forwards.
Having to put up with a load of negativity from people moaning that 'he's no 20 goal a season man'.

So for once lets be proactive and give the fella what is clearly a much needed lift.
We don't have to Lennon & McCartney the sh*t out of it:-

"One Tomer Hemed there's only one Tomer Hemed"
or
"Tomer Tomer Tomer Hee-meeee-ed"
(that's supposed to be a corruption of The Kaiser Chief's Ruby, and a clear indication why I don't get involved with chant writing!)

Anything will do, just something to help him get some spring in his step.

 

[Wellesley]

He's average,
He's averaaaage,
Tomer isn't that bad,
He's average.

 

[Stat Brother]

He's average,
He's averaaaage,
Tomer isn't that bad,
He's average.

You can sit at the back of the class, with me.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Poor bloke just needs one to go off his arse or something. Or do a CMS/Baldock and claim a goal that blatantly isn't yours. Not been the same since that Wolves penalty miss, tho his approach play has been SUPERB.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She lies with legs wide spread
But when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Tomer Hemed

 

[Stat Brother]

Poor bloke just needs one to go off his arse or something. Or do a CMS/Baldock and claim a goal that blatantly isn't yours. Not been the same since that Wolves penalty miss, tho his approach play has been SUPERB.

Exactly my point.
He's got to be feeling under pressure to score.
Esp as Bobby keep tucking chances away much to our delighted singing.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

To the tune of Karma Chameleon:

Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomer Hemeeeeeeed
He scores goals, he scores GOOOAAAAALS

 

[Acker79]

Tomer, oh, I love ya,
Tomer, oh, I love ya,
You're only a goal away...

Yeah, that last line needs work.

 

[murciagull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts


In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie
Hey, hey
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie

replace with:-
Tomar Hemed, Tomar Hemed
Tomar,Tomar,Tomar Hemed.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Hemed we love you mate, we love you so

Hemed we love you Tomer oh oh oh oh

Plan B

 

[Wellesley]

Hemed we love you mate, we love you so

Hemed we love you Tomer oh oh oh oh

Plan B

Whatever plan A was, I think you should stick with that.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Whatever plan A was, I think you should stick with that.

Wonderful

 

[Simster]

To the tune of Karma Chameleon:

Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomer Tomer Hemeeeeeeed
He can't score goals, he can't score GOOOAAAAALS

Fixed.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Fixed.

The song may have contained some wishful thinking...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To "There's No Limit".

To(pronounded Toe) To
To To To-To
To To To-To
To To Tomer Hemed


"girlfriend in a Coma"

Hemed Hemed Tomer, I know
I know, it's serious
Hemed Hemed Tomer, I know
I know, It's really serious

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"Lady in Red"

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes,
I have been blind;

Tomer Hemed is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

 

[Goldstone1976]

Tomer Hemed, Tomer Hemed:
He's Beram's best mate;
He's Beram's best mate.

To Cwm Rhondda

 

[rool]

"Lady in Red"

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes,
I have been blind;

Tomer Hemed is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

Ahhhh memories of Strip at the Ship

 

[Meade's Ball]

Tomer, Tomer, Tomer to you
Let's all feast now wildly on this Chuckle Brothers stew
*repeat*

 

[Goldstone1976]

Tomer is a striker
He wears a striker's boots
He wears gorblimey trousers
We just wish that he would shoot