Can I put my dead dog in green bin outside ?

[banjo]

I read that it's never too late to try CPR. Even if all you've got is a pile of bones, you should still try it at least once.

What was your dog's name? It was Lucky wasn't it.

I think it's snuffedit.

 

[pipkin112]

Stuff it, and use it as a foot stool.

 

[Zebedee]

Not the most amusing of threads I have ever read on NSC. I hope the OP is on a wind-up.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Shame he didnt die yesterday, might have made a nice savory pancake filling, could you freeze him for 364 days?

 

[Mowgli37]

This thread is already so bizarre. The thought of stuffing your beloved deceased family member into a wheelie bin, or barbecuing its carcass on the patio in the hope it will be cremated into dust is beyond me.

Whatever you decide to do, be fairly quick about it and make sure the body stays cool.

There's an idea!

 

[Triggaaar]

Stuff it, and use it as a foot stool.

And put some wheels on his feet! A real dog foot stool, with ****ing wheels!

You can attach his lead, and when Brighton play on tv you can shout 'come on Lucky' and pull him towards you. Add to the realism by barking as he approaches, and when we score.

 

[dazzer6666]

How big is your freezer ?

 

[Insel affe]

And put some wheels on his feet! A real dog foot stool, with ****ing wheels!

The grand children will love it

 

[dazzer6666]

......would be an interesting variant on Christmas Dinner

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

And put some wheels on his feet! A real dog foot stool, with ****ing wheels!

And a handle and have one of them pull along dogs,but your own pet one.

 

[Insel affe]

How big is your freezer ?

first you should ask how big is the dog, because if its a little Shih Tzu you could pop it in the picnic cool box for a while.

 

[goldstone]

no local chinese restaurant

I think it's a Korean restaurant you'll need to find.

 

[horshamite]

Try to preserve it's nose as long as possible.

A dog with no nose smells awful.

 

[jakarta]

Call the Russian Embassy, tell them your late hound was ethnically Russian and Putin will sort it double quick.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Put it in the window. That way small children will hold an auction over it.

 

[Rogero]

I bet your dog feels ruff.

 

[vegster]

Couldn't you take it to The Dogs Trust in Shoreham, I'm sure they must be able to recycle it there ?

 

[cloud]

Take it to a taxidermist

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

This is like a Viz Top Tip marathon.

So much sound advice.

 

[skipper734]

Rowdy has 101 uses. JD wouldn't go anywhere without him.