Footsoldier
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- May 26, 2013
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We've only got a patio so can't bury it.
Bury the poor thing up on the south downs you disgusting individual.
We've only got a patio so can't bury it.
What about the dead squirrel I was given by an elderly lady while I was out dog walking?
Really disappointed at the sick jokes related on this thread. Trouble is I guess some don't have a clue how to be nice, or worse still even aspire to be.....their loss.
It's the best thread in months.
If his dog has really died, and he really wants to put it in the bin, then he's a dick. That's a total of one person. The rest of us are taking the piss because it's ridiculous.
I got a shit load of abuse for putting tin cans in the green bins which are not classified as household waste anymore so my advice for what its worth is to move to a home with a garden if you plan to have anymore pets .
That's weird. I'm in Eastbourne and last year we received a letter telling us to put tins into green bins.
I think everyone has completely misunderstood the OP's question. He's asking about whether he is physically able to put the dog in the green bin, not whether it's morally or legally allowable. OP - unless your GP is a NSC user, I don't think you've provided us with enough information to help you decide. Could you please provide us with the following information to help us:
- how tall are you?
- how high is the lid of your bin? The combination of these two facts will enable us to tell you whether you can open the bin.
- how heavy is the dog?
- how much do you work out? These two help us decide whether you are strong enough to lift the dog.
- do you have any back problems? If so, it's probably a no no, unless the dog is very small; or unless you can borrow a fork lift.
- do you have three arms and hands? You'll need two to carry the dog and one to open the lid.
There are probably a few more questions that need to be answered before we can give you a proper opinion, but these will do for a start.
Very true..as he did start with 'Can I'
Can -
The word can is used to denote ability.
May -
The word may is used to denote permission.
When did Lucky... there's no easy way to say this - pass away? Obviously I take it that he (I don't know how I know Lucky was male, but I'm picturing a dog with a cock) was a Brighton fan (probably had a BHA dog bowl - oh god it's breakfast time, and I bet he loved breakfast - right now he'd be wagging scruffy little tail - sorry, I digress), so it would be nice if we could put the date on our calender, and remember him each year.
And put some wheels on his feet! A real dog foot stool, with ****ing wheels!
You can attach his lead, and when Brighton play on tv you can shout 'come on Lucky' and pull him towards you. Add to the realism by barking as he approaches, and when we score.
Yep, our lovely cocker spaniel has one.Do the club shop sell BHA dog bowls?