BRITAIN's got no talent

[vegster]

Christ, Lopez has got some bloomin thighs !... she looks like some kind of demented Ostrich.

 

[brighton rock]

Wow look at the size of that butt

 

[Petunia]

Amanda Holden wants to bite J-Lo's ass. Hmmmmm!!

 

[T soprano]

AWESOME programme!! I watch it every week, it has great music, class and plenty of style, its good to know you appreciate the finer things in life

I'm glad to see we're singing from the same hymn sheet

 

[vegster]

can they stretch it out a bit more please ?

 

[T soprano]

Wow look at the size of that butt

Bloody typical I'm missing the best bit, stuck watching the apprentice now

 

[Normal Rob]

J-Lo's arse and thighs were astonishing, though not necessarily in a good way.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Who got through? Alice and Jack?

 

[T soprano]

J-Lo's arse and thighs were astonishing, though not necessarily in a good way.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie "

 

[T soprano]

Who got through? Alice and Jack?

Jack & PUT YOUR LIGHTERS IN THE AIR

 

[mistahclarke]

Who got through? Alice and Jack?

Timmy from South Park and mini-Alicia Keys I reckon

 

[Petunia]

Who got through? Alice and Jack?

Jack and Gabz. Deservedly

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Seriously? Jack, no question.

But Onesie over ALICE FREDENHAM?! One song vs those lips? Christ, this country really is falling apart. I am disgusted.

I'm going to watch The Apprentice goes to Dubai. This will restore my faith in our country.

 

[Petunia]

Alice will be on Simon's books soon enough.

He will also aim to be in her knickers!!!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Alice will be on Simon's books soon enough.

He will also aim to be in her knickers!!!

I hate him.

 

[Spider]

Am I being mr grumpy pants but I watched it last night and am watching tonight's show and it is absolute shite , these shows have now been flogged to death and the well of talent seems very dry

I find it baffling that you'd think that people with real genuine talent would actually bother going on shows like this. It's designed around making money for Cowell and his production company, it's really got very little to do with the idealistic goals it pretends it is, and is not really geared towards promoting true talent because so much of it depends on how entertaining the producers want the acts to come across.

There are many many very talented people in the UK, if you're expecting to come across them on some crap ITV light entertainment show designed for people who rarely leave their living rooms (witness the mass hysteria and standing ovations for distinctly average singing) then you need to open your ears and eyes a little more!

 

[Dancing Sock]

Anyone else think Amanda Holden is EXTREMELY bangable?

I don't think anything in the world could match a night in bed with her.

 

[HovaGirl]

They do seem to trawling a very small pond for talent this year.

Apparently, absolutely no one at all turned up for some initial auditions.

 

[HovaGirl]

The talent shows in the 70s and 80s had equally rubbish contestants too. Nothing has changed.

Aw, come on! What about that chap who moved his muscles to cha-cha-cha music? Unforgettable. (And awful.)

 

[HovaGirl]

Seriously? Jack, no question.

But Onesie over ALICE FREDENHAM?! One song vs those lips? Christ, this country really is falling apart. I am disgusted.

I'm going to watch The Apprentice goes to Dubai. This will restore my faith in our country.

Sadly, Alice did not sing at all well. She has the talent, but she is far too frightened to make it as a star, unless she gets over her nerves and has faith in herself.