saw a mate who said he had heard a train was going via Lewes to London Bridge, squeezed on to be told 20 minutes later no driver.
I was on that train - it didn't go via Lewes in the end but crawled very slowly up to London Bridge.
I got to work 10 minutes ago.
I need to be back in Brighton by 6.30pm. Better leave now
No seriously, any news on trains back?!