Monsieur Le Plonk
Lethargy in motion
Thye'd be thinking "wow, I'm really glad I'm not mad".
Then they'd smear their privates with peanut butter and sing "I should be so lucky" backwards, with a tin of apricots balanced on their head.
Amongst the doom and gloom that has enveloped the whole of NSC today appears a post to rival one of the best even you have ever produced Easy - quality.