Brighton & Hove Albion - The Biggest Bottlejob Football Club.

[Blue Valkyrie]

One word: Premiership.

Can't top that. PREMIERSHIP. Just in capitals for you lad.

One number: 123

That's just 123 days left for you in the 'Premiership'. Just in bold for you lad.

 

[Superphil]

A couple of points you make are correct, but who do you support?

 

[Wilko]

Wilko, Brighton are the biggest bottling cheats going. Look at the minimum wage saga? absolute disgrace of a club. You not seen your diving prick Knockaert on the wings?

The mimum wage thing has been put to bed, see Barber´s statement on it. As for the second point, Zaha? Well known by all for his diving, he gets several bookings a season for it.

 

[cjd]

And we don't have an away end because....

This post is the ABSOLUTE reason why we need one. AND WE NEED IT NOW.

Weak mods, too much "Brighton laid back" rubbish.

I am in full agreement with you.

I like NSC very much, but I come on here to read/debate about our club amongst fellow Brighton supporters. I,m seriously not interested in what some sad individuals ( trolls) from other clubs want to say...or in this case...spit their bile at us.

I have also seen Bozza,s reply which, IMHO was disappointing and un-necessarily rude. I have been guilty of this on this board of course and duly receive bans and infractions. Anyways;.....

I know the Crystal Palace forum CPFC.org has an away end, where those sad individuals who want to bait each other can play....( apparently they enjoy it.) Anyone caring to look at who the individuals on there are....it is open to view. They really are the saddest cretins around.....Old Git, Vince Hillaires Afro, and also one of our own Hitler (known as NMH on this forum ).

The point being that the Crystal Palace moderators seem to manage to keep the idiots, trolls and children off their main Board, which in all honesty makes their forum (General Palace Discussion) quite an enjoyable read on occasions. Particular during this troubled period for them.

 

[Arthur]

I went to the dentist this morning, she gave my teeth a polish and now they feel really weird.

Then at lunch I popped to the pub for a quick one. Ended up having four (Gun - Project Babylon).

Now I'm back home watching the end of the cricket.

Anyone else done anything exciting today?

 

[Hornblower]

Brighton & Hove Albion - The Biggest Bottlejob Football Club with The Biggest BOTTLEJOB fans.

- Brighton v Palace 0-2. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton v Derby 2-6. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton v Sheffield Wednesday 1-3. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton Play Off Bottlejobs? 100%


I understand everyone on here is on the ''Promotion Bus'' so to speak, but the club as a whole and the fans are all clueless. First of all, as you can see above that it's a never ending pattern of ****ing it all up. I think it's all so funny that all of you for the last four seasons have been saying the same old shit so early. "It's our year, it's our season, we're going up this year" - It's all the same and that's why I despise the club so much. First of all, I can't complain that this season you've all started so well, but I remember when Brighton done Norwich 5-0, and coming on here and on Facebook seeing every Brighton fan saying, "WE ARE GOING UP, THIS IS THE SEASON" - I mean come on, it was like 13 games and that's got to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and heard.

I was so delighted on Saturday when Preston beat you 2-0 because maybe that was a kick in the bollocks everyone deserved, even sweeter taste knowing an eighteen match unbeaten run ended and Brighton seem once again the bottle jobs as we know it. I think everyone forgets when looking at the table that a win is three points and the chasing pack below are slowly approaching up to take that 2nd place spot. I believe Newcastle will end up storming the league in the upcoming weeks and 1st place was never going to Brighton at all which makes it all the greater knowing that Newcastle are the strongest force in the league.

The Transfer Window - Why in the ****ing **** aren't you buying anyone in the transfer window at the moment. You're nineteen days in and you've secured a bunch of nobodies they have gone straight into the reserve ****. That isn't really positive is it? If you can't see through that then you're ridiculously stupid. It's the same as every year at the moment, you have one good goalscorer then the rest just fade away. I know what Chris Haughton is doing, waiting and waiting until the very last minute thinking that at the moment the squad is strong enough.....It isn't, you need a Premier League Mind in that squad who can pull the boys through with the experience to keep calm. Brighton for sure, don't have any of that. Just all Championship Bottlers. Why can't you just fork out a good couple million on a striker who can partner up who is actually capable of scoring goals instead of having the goons that score against the shitty clubs, but can't preform against the big sides. It's going to be a panic buy if you lose to Sheffield Wednesday tomorrow night.

THE BOTTLING OUTCOME: I've said it for the last three seasons so the 4th season isn't going to be different, Brighton will **** this up as they've always done and will lose out in the Play Off's ONCE AGAIN. The runs of losses will come in the next two months, the frustration and the anger will kick in when Sheffield Wednesday & Leeds start chasing and soon enough over-taking. Just face the facts and disappointment already that Brighton aren't going up into the Premier League.

Crystal Palace - I love the fact you laugh at Palace's disappointment from time to time but they're in the Premier League, the best league in the world. I know for sure they couldn't care less about your comments because not only did they do you in the play off's, they laughed all the way to promotion and have stayed in the premier league all that time. There is no way in hell Brighton would of stayed there for this long and even I, if, if, somehow in this life you get there, you'll get relegated first season so it's pointless you being humiliated.

That's really it, keep being the bottlers you all are.
Cheers.

Oh, hello, what's this?................yes,.........hmm,................oh....... no,........it's nothing. Sorry.

 

[glasfryn]

Hardly worth the effort of typing all that out shirley. Probably seemed like a good idea at the the time. Tho the second half of this particular season is drawing all SORTS of oddballs out of the woodwork. Oh well.

should not mention woodwork and certainly not matches...........oops there I'v done it now

 

[Wrong-Direction]

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Brighton & Hove Albion - The Biggest Bottlejob Football Club with The Biggest BOTTLEJOB fans.

- Brighton v Palace 0-2. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton v Derby 2-6. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton v Sheffield Wednesday 1-3. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton Play Off Bottlejobs? 100%


I understand everyone on here is on the ''Promotion Bus'' so to speak, but the club as a whole and the fans are all clueless. First of all, as you can see above that it's a never ending pattern of ****ing it all up. I think it's all so funny that all of you for the last four seasons have been saying the same old shit so early. "It's our year, it's our season, we're going up this year" - It's all the same and that's why I despise the club so much. First of all, I can't complain that this season you've all started so well, but I remember when Brighton done Norwich 5-0, and coming on here and on Facebook seeing every Brighton fan saying, "WE ARE GOING UP, THIS IS THE SEASON" - I mean come on, it was like 13 games and that's got to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and heard.

I was so delighted on Saturday when Preston beat you 2-0 because maybe that was a kick in the bollocks everyone deserved, even sweeter taste knowing an eighteen match unbeaten run ended and Brighton seem once again the bottle jobs as we know it. I think everyone forgets when looking at the table that a win is three points and the chasing pack below are slowly approaching up to take that 2nd place spot. I believe Newcastle will end up storming the league in the upcoming weeks and 1st place was never going to Brighton at all which makes it all the greater knowing that Newcastle are the strongest force in the league.

The Transfer Window - Why in the ****ing **** aren't you buying anyone in the transfer window at the moment. You're nineteen days in and you've secured a bunch of nobodies they have gone straight into the reserve ****. That isn't really positive is it? If you can't see through that then you're ridiculously stupid. It's the same as every year at the moment, you have one good goalscorer then the rest just fade away. I know what Chris Haughton is doing, waiting and waiting until the very last minute thinking that at the moment the squad is strong enough.....It isn't, you need a Premier League Mind in that squad who can pull the boys through with the experience to keep calm. Brighton for sure, don't have any of that. Just all Championship Bottlers. Why can't you just fork out a good couple million on a striker who can partner up who is actually capable of scoring goals instead of having the goons that score against the shitty clubs, but can't preform against the big sides. It's going to be a panic buy if you lose to Sheffield Wednesday tomorrow night.

THE BOTTLING OUTCOME: I've said it for the last three seasons so the 4th season isn't going to be different, Brighton will **** this up as they've always done and will lose out in the Play Off's ONCE AGAIN. The runs of losses will come in the next two months, the frustration and the anger will kick in when Sheffield Wednesday & Leeds start chasing and soon enough over-taking. Just face the facts and disappointment already that Brighton aren't going up into the Premier League.

Crystal Palace - I love the fact you laugh at Palace's disappointment from time to time but they're in the Premier League, the best league in the world. I know for sure they couldn't care less about your comments because not only did they do you in the play off's, they laughed all the way to promotion and have stayed in the premier league all that time. There is no way in hell Brighton would of stayed there for this long and even I, if, if, somehow in this life you get there, you'll get relegated first season so it's pointless you being humiliated.

That's really it, keep being the bottlers you all are.
Cheers.

Just got in after nine hours of work.
Haven't read anything after your post.

FECK OFF AND DIE

 

[nicko31]

Lovely fishing work

Was he one of the 6,000 hardcore there against Bolton? Amazing what happens when the tourists stay away

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

A lot of us have small willies but I've got over it.
FECK OFF and get an interesting but incurable disease

 

[HCxUK]

Brighton & Hove Albion - The Biggest Bottlejob Football Club with The Biggest BOTTLEJOB fans.

- Brighton v Palace 0-2. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton v Derby 2-6. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton v Sheffield Wednesday 1-3. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton Play Off Bottlejobs? 100%


I understand everyone on here is on the ''Promotion Bus'' so to speak, but the club as a whole and the fans are all clueless. First of all, as you can see above that it's a never ending pattern of ****ing it all up. I think it's all so funny that all of you for the last four seasons have been saying the same old shit so early. "It's our year, it's our season, we're going up this year" - It's all the same and that's why I despise the club so much. First of all, I can't complain that this season you've all started so well, but I remember when Brighton done Norwich 5-0, and coming on here and on Facebook seeing every Brighton fan saying, "WE ARE GOING UP, THIS IS THE SEASON" - I mean come on, it was like 13 games and that's got to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and heard.

I was so delighted on Saturday when Preston beat you 2-0 because maybe that was a kick in the bollocks everyone deserved, even sweeter taste knowing an eighteen match unbeaten run ended and Brighton seem once again the bottle jobs as we know it. I think everyone forgets when looking at the table that a win is three points and the chasing pack below are slowly approaching up to take that 2nd place spot. I believe Newcastle will end up storming the league in the upcoming weeks and 1st place was never going to Brighton at all which makes it all the greater knowing that Newcastle are the strongest force in the league.

The Transfer Window - Why in the ****ing **** aren't you buying anyone in the transfer window at the moment. You're nineteen days in and you've secured a bunch of nobodies they have gone straight into the reserve ****. That isn't really positive is it? If you can't see through that then you're ridiculously stupid. It's the same as every year at the moment, you have one good goalscorer then the rest just fade away. I know what Chris Haughton is doing, waiting and waiting until the very last minute thinking that at the moment the squad is strong enough.....It isn't, you need a Premier League Mind in that squad who can pull the boys through with the experience to keep calm. Brighton for sure, don't have any of that. Just all Championship Bottlers. Why can't you just fork out a good couple million on a striker who can partner up who is actually capable of scoring goals instead of having the goons that score against the shitty clubs, but can't preform against the big sides. It's going to be a panic buy if you lose to Sheffield Wednesday tomorrow night.

THE BOTTLING OUTCOME: I've said it for the last three seasons so the 4th season isn't going to be different, Brighton will **** this up as they've always done and will lose out in the Play Off's ONCE AGAIN. The runs of losses will come in the next two months, the frustration and the anger will kick in when Sheffield Wednesday & Leeds start chasing and soon enough over-taking. Just face the facts and disappointment already that Brighton aren't going up into the Premier League.

Crystal Palace - I love the fact you laugh at Palace's disappointment from time to time but they're in the Premier League, the best league in the world. I know for sure they couldn't care less about your comments because not only did they do you in the play off's, they laughed all the way to promotion and have stayed in the premier league all that time. There is no way in hell Brighton would of stayed there for this long and even I, if, if, somehow in this life you get there, you'll get relegated first season so it's pointless you being humiliated.

That's really it, keep being the bottlers you all are.
Cheers.

Bet you don't shag

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Bozza - whatever lame excuse you come up with to allow this post you may have to find a new one pretty quick.

 

[narly101]

"There is no way in hell Brighton would of stayed there for this long"

It's "Would have" you cock juggling thunder ****.

 

[Prettyboyshaw]

He does have a point, we do f u c k up (but not this year). HOWEVER, he is still a c u n t, supporting a c u n t i s h team for a c u n t y area.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.....

Please!!

 

[SeagullinExile]

He does have a point, we do f u c k up (but not this year). HOWEVER, he is still a c u n t, supporting a c u n t i s h team for a c u n t y area.

I live in said area. Trust me, the Nigel's are shitting there pants at the prospect of being overtaken by us!!

And I ******* love it!!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

He does have a point, we do f u c k up (but not this year). HOWEVER, he is still a c u n t, supporting a c u n t i s h team for a c u n t y area.

How did you get away with that
I'm expecting a ban this evening

 

[Bozza]

Bozza - whatever lame excuse you come up with to allow this post you may have to find a new one pretty quick.

 

[Monkey Man]

What a sad waste of the OP's time.

Mind you, I can hardly talk. I get an unnatural amount of pleasure these days by searching for "CPFC" on Twitter during Palace games and lurking for the full 90 minutes. Their fans don't seem to like their players very much, I've noticed. There are probably healthier hobbies but this is mine at the moment.