Brighton & Hove Albion - The Biggest Bottlejob Football Club.

[Mackenzie]

Brighton & Hove Albion - The Biggest Bottlejob Football Club with The Biggest BOTTLEJOB fans.

- Brighton v Palace 0-2. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton v Derby 2-6. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton v Sheffield Wednesday 1-3. BRIGHTON BOTTLED PLAY OFF
- Brighton Play Off Bottlejobs? 100%


I understand everyone on here is on the ''Promotion Bus'' so to speak, but the club as a whole and the fans are all clueless. First of all, as you can see above that it's a never ending pattern of ****ing it all up. I think it's all so funny that all of you for the last four seasons have been saying the same old shit so early. "It's our year, it's our season, we're going up this year" - It's all the same and that's why I despise the club so much. First of all, I can't complain that this season you've all started so well, but I remember when Brighton done Norwich 5-0, and coming on here and on Facebook seeing every Brighton fan saying, "WE ARE GOING UP, THIS IS THE SEASON" - I mean come on, it was like 13 games and that's got to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and heard.

I was so delighted on Saturday when Preston beat you 2-0 because maybe that was a kick in the bollocks everyone deserved, even sweeter taste knowing an eighteen match unbeaten run ended and Brighton seem once again the bottle jobs as we know it. I think everyone forgets when looking at the table that a win is three points and the chasing pack below are slowly approaching up to take that 2nd place spot. I believe Newcastle will end up storming the league in the upcoming weeks and 1st place was never going to Brighton at all which makes it all the greater knowing that Newcastle are the strongest force in the league.

The Transfer Window - Why in the ****ing **** aren't you buying anyone in the transfer window at the moment. You're nineteen days in and you've secured a bunch of nobodies they have gone straight into the reserve ****. That isn't really positive is it? If you can't see through that then you're ridiculously stupid. It's the same as every year at the moment, you have one good goalscorer then the rest just fade away. I know what Chris Haughton is doing, waiting and waiting until the very last minute thinking that at the moment the squad is strong enough.....It isn't, you need a Premier League Mind in that squad who can pull the boys through with the experience to keep calm. Brighton for sure, don't have any of that. Just all Championship Bottlers. Why can't you just fork out a good couple million on a striker who can partner up who is actually capable of scoring goals instead of having the goons that score against the shitty clubs, but can't preform against the big sides. It's going to be a panic buy if you lose to Sheffield Wednesday tomorrow night.

THE BOTTLING OUTCOME: I've said it for the last three seasons so the 4th season isn't going to be different, Brighton will **** this up as they've always done and will lose out in the Play Off's ONCE AGAIN. The runs of losses will come in the next two months, the frustration and the anger will kick in when Sheffield Wednesday & Leeds start chasing and soon enough over-taking. Just face the facts and disappointment already that Brighton aren't going up into the Premier League.

Crystal Palace - I love the fact you laugh at Palace's disappointment from time to time but they're in the Premier League, the best league in the world. I know for sure they couldn't care less about your comments because not only did they do you in the play off's, they laughed all the way to promotion and have stayed in the premier league all that time. There is no way in hell Brighton would of stayed there for this long and even I, if, if, somehow in this life you get there, you'll get relegated first season so it's pointless you being humiliated.

That's really it, keep being the bottlers you all are.
Cheers.

tl;dr

ps. You're going down.

 

[portslade seagull]

What a moron. Best keep supporting Palace it suits him

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

This reminds me of the other month when I parked up the car in Cardiff and set on foot to find a pub before the match.

At one point I could hear an odd thudding. I looked around and it was from a house with an Aston Villa flag hanging outstide the window. I looked and it was a bloke hitting his window, shouting at me and doing what appeared to be a "2-0" gesture. A quick Google showed that that was the score Cardiff lost to Villa by.

Posts like this often make think back to that man. You know, the kind of people who don't seem to realise the fans don't actually do any kicking of the football.

 

[Yoda]

No. Careless admin, pre-occupied with watching the cricket.

The first posts from a new user need to be approved before they appear on the board. This user emailed me to say they couldn't activate their account so I did it manually. I did, of course, note the username and kinda expected what sort of posts would arrive but knew they'd not reach the board because I wouldn't approve them.

My carelessness came in setting them up as a regular user when I did my jiggery pokery and not as a new user. He then posted whilst I was out running so I missed the start of this drama unfolding.
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Give yourself a written warning then.

 

[worthingseagull123]

I thought school was open today (at original poster).

 

[Geestar]

Way too much to read....I assume it is all garbage?

 

[martin tyler]

I quite liked him. Thoughtful and insighting post. Defiantly a keeper

 

[Mackenzie]

One word: Premiership.

Can't top that. PREMIERSHIP. Just in capitals for you lad.

It's still the Premier League William.

You plank.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Can you imagine being that consumed about your rivals that you go to the lengths of registering on their forum and writing an angry essay complete with swearing and capitalisation of words?

Beyond that, the registration e-mail is available to the moderators, and potentially to hundreds of irritated Albion fans, meaning that you'd have to be:

a. Really STUPID, risking revealing your e-mail address, and all the subsequent details we could probably discern from it.

or

b. Really, really, really TRAGIC, having gone to the trouble of first setting up a brand new e-maul account, just so you could then use that to set up a troll account on NSC.

What an odd little virgin.

 

[Return of the Rev]

I think we gonna choke tbh!

 

[Eeyore]

Looking forward to a Sheffield Wednesday win tomorrow night?

Not really. But they could win, I guess. Still we'll see.

 

[jimhigham]

Through the vast ocean of troll juice in that post there is the germ of a point. We've won/achieved nothing yet and the season is only just past the halfway point. Hope we get back to winning ways tomorrow night so I can shrug off this edgy sensation I've had since the Preston result.

 

[GJN1]

One word: Premiership.

Can't top that. PREMIERSHIP. Just in capitals for you lad.

Hasn't been the Premiership since the end of the 2006/07 season...

 

[NooBHA]

One word: Premiership.

Can't top that. PREMIERSHIP. Just in capitals for you lad.

In your post it was interesting that you seem to know what Chris Hughton's plans are for this Transfer Window - Yet you can't spell his name.

Could I perhaps try and help you and direct you to the following website

https://www.shengchifoundation.org/ld/analysis-overcome-dyslexia?gclid=COiarNC9ztECFcKVGwodQ3YLSQ

 

[brightn'ove]

Shouldn't really laugh at someone that quite clearly needs help.

 

[symyjym]

It's ironic that CP has been bottling it every match day for the last year.

 

[Reagulls]

Chris HUGHTON.......in caps so easier for the OP to read

well done for spelling Chris correctly though.

 

[studio150]

I think he has been affected by the light show

 

[WildWood]

PLEASE can we make this a sticky on the day they get relegated.....

 

[AmexRuislip]

Wilko, Brighton are the biggest bottling cheats going. Look at the minimum wage saga? absolute disgrace of a club. You not seen your diving prick Knockaert on the wings?

Why don't you just sod off back to whatever caravan you crawled out from.
Or are you an angry Not Nick Rhodes