Behind Enemy Lines
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Total bollocks. The one thing everyone should know is Albion do not do their transfer business in the pages of the newspapers.
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Brighton determined to get Toure!!!
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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IF Swansea went down then Leroy Fer could be an option.
Signed for Norwich under Chris Hughton but....and this is a big but.....he is CURSED.
Relegated with Norwich and QPR.......and maybe Swansea this year
Signed for Norwich under Chris Hughton but....and this is a big but.....he is CURSED.
Relegated with Norwich and QPR.......and maybe Swansea this year
warmleyseagull
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It's his birthday on Saturday so can't NSCers club together and send him a cake? That should do it.
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
I know its an unusual concept .............but some players are well minted and need a challenge and Brighton is a very nice place to live some say so anything is possible
Marshy
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Its a shame the biggest load of bo**ox rumour is now already over for us !
Pinkie Brown
Wir Sind das Volk
I think it's safe to say every bo**ox rumour will be surpassed by a bigger and better one the following week. Yaya is just the opener.
Nixonator
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A shame indeed, was very much hoping for a James Rodriguez one.
Think you'll be horrified/surprised at what we have to pay to compete but I would expect our top wage earner next season to be at this type of level, and IF we survive and want to challenge for a top half finish or a cup then we'll need to be paying half the squad that!
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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I was going to start a Fabio Coentrao one but apparently he's off to Portugal. He fitted the rumour criteria perfectly.
Nixonator
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Way too realistic, you can do better than that.
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
"Hi Yaya, just got the offer in from China, £300k per week, 2 year contract plus signing on fee, moving costs, and a private jet for you to use"
"did they send a cake?"
"what?"
"did they send a cake, it's my birthday, just wondered if they were showing me a bit of love?"
"no, they didn't send a friggin' cake, they've offered you £28m to play football over 2 years"
"right, it's just that Brighton fans have sent me this lovely cake, with icing, sprinkles, maltesers in this cool sort of sculpture"
"**** Brighton, they were offering about £50k per week, its bullshit"
"I know you're my agent and you get a percentage, but let me text you a shot of this cake, I think you'll change your mind.."
"
"
symyjym
Banned
Our recruitment team is probably just going through the motions and introducing themselves to clubs and agents. They need to get a feel of the market and the best way to do this is by being proactive and collecting data. Maybe we can afford one luxury player and we are just testing the water? Who knows, but we do need a special signing who can produce a bit of magic from midfield.
warmleyseagull
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Or it might be fake news. Journos (especially sports ones) have spun fake stories since before Zuckerberg was in nappies.
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
Just an after thought to this and it's not related to specifically signing Yaya Toure, but a newly promoted club to The Premier League, as Leicester were in 2014, pulled off a major left-field signing with this one - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esteban_Cambiasso
BrianWade4
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"Hi Yaya, just got the offer in from China, £300k per week, 2 year contract plus signing on fee, moving costs, and a private jet for you to use"
"did they send a cake?"
"what?"
"did they send a cake, it's my birthday, just wondered if they were showing me a bit of love?"
"no, they didn't send a friggin' cake, they've offered you £28m to play football over 2 years"
"right, it's just that Brighton fans have sent me this lovely cake, with icing, sprinkles, maltesers in this cool sort of sculpture"
"**** Brighton, they were offering about £50k per week, its bullshit"
"I know you're my agent and you get a percentage, but let me text you a shot of this cake, I think you'll change your mind.."
"
Love this
It's exactly how it would play out as well...
portslade seagull
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Stranger things have happened. I remember Jimmy Case signing and thinking how have we pulled that off
BrianWade4
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Sorry
This is total shite surely
This is total shite surely
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
Never underestimate the power of a cake.