Behind Enemy Lines
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Total bollocks. The one thing everyone should know is Albion do not do their transfer business in the pages of the newspapers.
Its a shame the biggest load of bo**ox rumour is now already over for us !
Its a shame the biggest load of bo**ox rumour is now already over for us !
Can't see us paying that either!
A shame indeed, was very much hoping for a James Rodriguez one.
I was going to start a Fabio Coentrao one but apparently he's off to Portugal. He fitted the rumour criteria perfectly.
It's his birthday on Saturday so can't NSCers club together and send him a cake? That should do it.
Our recruitment team is probably just going through the motions and introducing themselves to clubs and agents. They need to get a feel of the market and the best way to do this is by being proactive and collecting data. Maybe we can afford one luxury player and we are just testing the water? Who knows, but we do need a special signing who can produce a bit of magic from midfield.
"Hi Yaya, just got the offer in from China, £300k per week, 2 year contract plus signing on fee, moving costs, and a private jet for you to use"
"did they send a cake?"
"what?"
"did they send a cake, it's my birthday, just wondered if they were showing me a bit of love?"
"no, they didn't send a friggin' cake, they've offered you £28m to play football over 2 years"
"right, it's just that Brighton fans have sent me this lovely cake, with icing, sprinkles, maltesers in this cool sort of sculpture"
"**** Brighton, they were offering about £50k per week, its bullshit"
"I know you're my agent and you get a percentage, but let me text you a shot of this cake, I think you'll change your mind.."
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Sorry
This is total shite surely