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Brighton Beach Patrol



Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,409
Location Location
No. STONE them.
(mind you, they're probably already stoned)
 






Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Blimey, that was shite.

The creature comforts coppers.
Woman swimming doesn't need a lifeguard.
Man in water by pier, gets out.
Decibel level rises at carnival, (but not that much)
Drug taker takes drugs.
Police on camera strong arm a to$$er, winding everybody else up.
On average the lifeboat helps 5 people a year, (another tough day for the brave crew).
Oh and Brighton is the best city in the world!!.

The programme was so exciting I doubt I will be able to watch next week.

Only highlight was John Lydon's dad, working as a bus driver.
 










bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
How long has that pathetic excuse for a carnival been going on? I don't think this programme shows Brighton in a good light.

Oh dear, the fact that it's an open and exciting place to be ? Yes, it looks awful ....... NOT !!!!
 


Superseagull

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
2,123
One thing that caught my attention whilst half watching it last night was the police officer arresting someone for not having ID. Is this really the law?

Went something like this......

Police: Show me some ID

Bloke: I have not got any

Police: I'm arresting you for failure to show me ID. Grabs bloke, lots of shouting, all end up on the floor trying to handcuff him.

Then it all kicked off, half of West Street gets involved, loads of police turn up, 5 people get knicked for various offences. Great bit of Policing that was!
 




coventrygull

the right one
Jun 3, 2004
6,752
Bridlington Yorkshire
Oh dear, the fact that it's an open and exciting place to be ? Yes, it looks awful ....... NOT !!!!

Whats all this open an exciting place to be? Is Brighton the only place you can get excitment. What did you have on the programme last night. Drunken violence. Junkies shooting up in toilets nice
 


How long has that pathetic excuse for a carnival been going on? I don't think this programme shows Brighton in a good light.

Your right I was born there and still live there, but not for much longer the place has attracted some right scum over the last few years, selling up and moving to the rural west.
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick




coventrygull

the right one
Jun 3, 2004
6,752
Bridlington Yorkshire
Your right I was born there and still live there, but not for much longer the place has attracted some right scum over the last few years, selling up and moving to the rural west.

I was born in Brighton and when I watch this programme it feels me with sadness. I used to enjoy going back to Brighton but not anymore.
 




Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
He was driving a double decker bus load of :tosser: down from Croydon.

Hope he loses his job, kept looking at the camera instead of the road.
 




Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Pray tell, what was that bit about, (Yes i know he is dead :blush:)?

As said, the fella driving a bunch of pilled up northern monkeys (Croydon) down to sunny Sussex, was John Lydon Snr, assuming jnr was a 'chip off the old block'.
His mannerisms, voice, language, etc, was an 'old' Lydon

Obviously nobody in their right mind would get on said bus. Hence him plying his trade in Croydon.
 




skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Maybe that's what it is like. Which is why you get us old boys going on about how good it used to be. :love: Or are we looking through rose coloured glasses. :whisky:
 






Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers
Jun 28, 2008
11,790
Brighton
As said, the fella driving a bunch of pilled up northern monkeys (Croydon) down to sunny Sussex, was John Lydon Snr, assuming jnr was a 'chip off the old block'.
His mannerisms, voice, language, etc, was an 'old' Lydon

Obviously nobody in their right mind would get on said bus. Hence him plying his trade in Croydon.

Thank you,
 


Screaming J

He'll put a spell on you
Jul 13, 2004
2,403
Exiled from the South Country
According to my TV guide, next weeks episode of this programme includes "Police officers Karen and Grant step in when a fight breaks out among football fans late at night".

Anyone on here I wonder??
 


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