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Brighton Beach Patrol
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skipper734
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No Locals! Just grockels. Apart from the Buddies Guy.
sir albion
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Thought it was a very entertaining programme
coventrygull
the right one
Did it? Thought it looked a dumped
bhaexpress
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Yes ? And you live in Coventry ? Well yes you're in a good position to know what a real dump looks like.
The Spanish
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Chin Boy was as funny as f***.
Other tha that it was just Street Crime Britain with some vacuous posers thrown in.
Other tha that it was just Street Crime Britain with some vacuous posers thrown in.
coventrygull
the right one
I am no fan of Coventry but you have got to admit Brighton has gone down hill a bit.
KNC
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I thought the filming was very good. Was that community copper a knob, or what?
bhaexpress
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Actually I would say it's been down but is getting a lot better now.
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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Agreed, I thought it made Brighton look like a right dump.
coventrygull
the right one
I was not impressed the last time I was down. If we are talking about a city on the up. I think Coventry has been transformed over the years. We even have a great big state of the art super hospital
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Pretty pink fairy
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- Jan 30, 2008
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absolute load of tosh, and to cap it all "jill" the community officer used to work at parker pen, power tripping always came easy for her 
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Those community coppers reminded me of so much I DESPISE about this country. A couple of little Hitlers out on a power-trip, enforcing pointless council by-laws on people just minding their own feckin' business.
"No, you can't collect for charity down here, go over to the other side of the road please"
"No, you can't sleep on the beach, wake up now and move along please"
"No, you can't pitch your little tent on the beach between these boats. Pack it up and move along please. Don't swear at ME sir, or I'll get a UNIT down here".
f*** me, what happened to live and let live ?
P A T H E T IC
"No, you can't collect for charity down here, go over to the other side of the road please"
"No, you can't sleep on the beach, wake up now and move along please"
"No, you can't pitch your little tent on the beach between these boats. Pack it up and move along please. Don't swear at ME sir, or I'll get a UNIT down here".
f*** me, what happened to live and let live ?
P A T H E T IC
coventrygull
the right one
I agree with that. I thought sleeping on the beach was part of the tradition in Brighton. I suppose you can't light a fire now
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
To be fair, lighting a fire on a pebble beach is never a bright idea as the stones can "invisibly" stay piping hot for hours after the fires put out, so I can understand why that would be banned.
But ffs, there was a guy minding his own business in a small bivvy pitched between a couple of boats at the back of the beach. But the town bylaws dictate that this is NOT ALLOWED, so you get a couple of nazi's in uniform telling him to pack up and sling his hook. What bloody HARM was he doing ?
Christ.
coventrygull
the right one
May be lighting fires on a pebbled beach is a bit dangerous but it often happened in my day. Obviously at night. I don't remember any cases of people being harmed by this. I may be wrong though
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
There were a couple of instances of toddlers burning their feet on hot stones the next day after barbecues on the beach last year I believe.
coventrygull
the right one
Fair enough. Jail people who light fires on beaches