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I've been reading recently about the Humberside Teleportation Institute's latest invention, sponsored by the UK's most fattening and pasty-size-shrinking chain. If Cork has a number of Greggs stores, one with a baker's oven with rematerialisation settings and an exit with specially-designed de-puff-pastry shampoo splurtings, then that could heavily influence Brian's decision.
Until last year they were known as South Humberside Institute for Teleportation but had to change their name because airport passengers were confusing it with South Humberside International Terminal on their sat-navs.