Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Hmmm ..... I do the return journey of Newhaven - Dieppe four to six times a year. Get to Dieppe and it takes about 20 - 30 minutes to get through their checks with two lanes open. Coming back and it takes over an hour - and that includes the stupid questions like "You don't share the same surname as the young lady in the back seat - why ?" Errr .... now look at the name of the female in the passenger seat ! #stupid - and really, I've had that question numerous times. It's far quicker to get through airport customs - in fact a few minutes.
How do customs prevent trafficking? By asking such questions.
It may be irritating, but necessary.
A couple of years ago, the French rep of my husband’s old employment asked if his son could have work experience for two weeks over here. He was 17 so customs held him to one side when we met him at Newhaven to check we were bona fide people for him to stay with.