Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
It's actually 66 years since the first European treaty.
Yes, I do think those claims of 3800 years are dumb but you're forgetting that teams of European negotiators could be drawn from 27 countries (or 13 from the EU). The UK has to draw its from just one.
We have offers of assistance from Australia,New Zealand,Canada,Singapore,already.Think that will do nicely.