Brett mendoza shouldn't be allowed to wear shorts at the football

[poidy]

That's all

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Was he doing an impression of Arismendi ?

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Is he that Chinese guy that follows the Albion?

 

[Titus]

I hope he has a licence for those legs.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ooo, look, a Mendoza thread. Haven't had one of those for several hours

 

[skipper734]

 

[Andrew]

What's up with everyone stalking mendoza?

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

What's up with everyone stalking mendoza?

It's just a fad. It'll pass.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Here we go again...

 

[dougdeep]

It's Mendoza season. The last one was Hiney season.

 

[KneeOn]

I wish i got stalked.

Actually no i'd rather not.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

He does sort of bring it on himself though. Why can't he just go to football like the rest of us?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I wish someone would follow me for a while and type in what i wear to websites. This morning i went for a run and bumped into a friend. He reported to me that i had a very larger booger dangling from my right nostril. He was right. I wiped it away and chatted for a moment or two about the loud people who live upstairs from him and the earmuffs he now has to wear to sleep. As we parted i went to shake his hand and he seemed to refuse. I said "come on then a quick handshake." and he did and we said farewell. Only as i left did i think of why he didn't want to, that i was offering over my friendship with the hand that had the booger on it moments before. Quite right to resist that snotty paw.
That would have made for an interesting snippet of my day if someone had been following me, i think. And i was wearing shorts.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

OY leave Brett alone you BASTARDS

 

[Lady Bracknell]

But he LIKES it.

 

[dougdeep]

OY leave Brett alone you BASTARDS

Unc gets the wrong end of the stick yet again.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

More than likely

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Whats the crack then I don't get it

 

[Don Quixote]

THE Brett Mendoza? What has he done to be so famous btw? Is it since he is THE Brett Mendoza the only Chinese football fan in Europe?