Brett mendoza shouldn't be allowed to wear shorts at the football

[Lord Bracknell]

I had people phoning me up to report on his post-match movements.

 

[Beach Hut]

I had people phoning me up to report on his post-match movements.

I followed him on SAT-NAV

 

[SNOOBS]

What?! No pics this week??!!

 

[Mendoza]

I had people phoning me up to report on his post-match movements.

it's all lies, she tells you all lies



Ps - this thread is a bit weird

 

[Wilko]

Brighton's David Beckham.

 

[Gwylan]

I had people phoning me up to report on his post-match movements.

They followed him into the bog?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

This is all a bit sad.

And that isn't a dig at Brett.

 

[alan partridge]

I wish someone would follow me for a while and type in what i wear to websites. This morning i went for a run and bumped into a friend. He reported to me that i had a very larger booger dangling from my right nostril. He was right. I wiped it away and chatted for a moment or two about the loud people who live upstairs from him and the earmuffs he now has to wear to sleep. As we parted i went to shake his hand and he seemed to refuse. I said "come on then a quick handshake." and he did and we said farewell. Only as i left did i think of why he didn't want to, that i was offering over my friendship with the hand that had the booger on it moments before. Quite right to resist that snotty paw.
That would have made for an interesting snippet of my day if someone had been following me, i think. And i was wearing shorts.

 

[The Wizard]

I saw him on the platform at Prittle-whatever.

 

[supaseagull]

I took my level 1 coaching course with him...I don't care what any of you bitches say I'M his number one fan...isn't that right Brett